Here are some student and E sayings to make you laugh!
2nd grader to teacher: "Mrs. J is having a baby!"
Teacher: "Did she tell you that?"
2nd grader: "No, but have you SEEN her tummy??"
3rd grader #1: "Mrs. J, are you having a baby?"
Me: "Yes."
3rd grader #2: "I knew it! You used to be skinny and now you're not!"
E: "When I fart at Jennifer's (daycare) I have to say excuse me. When I fart at home, you just laugh!"
E: "Mom, I pooped today. It was really big, but it wasn't funny."
Re: kidisms
We were at DH's softball game a few weeks ago, and someone there had a little puppy. The woman was telling A that it was a baby puppy, etc.
A turns to her and says, "Did it come from your tummy?"
I grabbed a soda from the fridge the other day, and she looked at me with this really irritated face, and said, "Mom, how many times do I need to tell you to quit drinking soda?"
We had a BBQ for DS's birthday, and when I was tucking her in bed that night, she let out this huge toot. She said, "Sorry, I must have had way too many of those brown beans".
H used his wet finger to wipe off some crumbs or something off Jack's face the other day and Jack said, "Dad, I don't WIKE you when you SPIT on me!"
Yesterday, H took Jack to the zoo, so when they got home, I asked Jack how the Skyfari was.
He said, "Well, dat Skyfari was DANK!" I said, "It was WHAT?"
"Dank, Mom! It was dank!"
WTF?! This is not a term, contrary to what you might believe, we use (ever) around here. You probably had to be there, but holy crap, it was the funniest thing he's ever said.