Since Shelley hasn't posted yet, and I have some good ones, I thought I would get this started.
WTF I am working 8-7:30 today. So tired.
WTF I had a crazy dream last night that I was like 32/34 wks pregnant and was just finding out and that it would conflict with DH and I going on our anniversary trip that was to a non refundable room. I was more concerned with the fact that the trip might be ruined than I was that I was just finding out I was pregnant. Also I didn't even know my due date. I tried looking it up on the Bump ticker, but it just told me "pregnancy has not started". I was freaking out that I didn't even know when I was due so I didn't know if I could travel for the trip and I was asking you ladies and you kept asking me when I was due, and I didn't know.
WTF the dream was real enough that I considered buying a preg. test today. Even though I know it isn't possible.
WTF I had not even 1/3rd of a bottle of Diet Coke and I am all jittery from the caffine. I don't know how people have multiple cups of coffee a day and aren't bouncing off the walls.