WDST? s/o celebrities/sex

sarack

so.. the other day lil wayne was in town. i didn't buy tickets to the concert but i should of.. i'm regretting it now.. anyway, it got me to thinkin..

how do celebrities decide WHO they have sex with? rappers/singers specifically who talk about having sex with all these women.. i just really wonder if they really do every girl that comes along or do they pick and choose.. also, stds don't always show their face.. how can they be sure??

do you wonder if they get them tested? get their names and stuff just in case? do they make you sign a waiver that says you won't tell anyone??

i know it's silly but i just wonder.. lol.

amandasw

lol this is totally random, but a very good question.

jennlin

i have no idea. but like amanda said, good question! anybody know any celebrities? i know a few chinese celebs, but they are married...so....that doesn't help us.

sarack

i was hoping some one would say that they've slept with a celebrity. that would be even better..

 

jennlin

sarack:

i was hoping some one would say that they've slept with a celebrity. that would be even better..

 

it's late. hopefully we'll get some answers like this tomorrow!

sarack

jennlin:

sarack:

i was hoping some one would say that they've slept with a celebrity. that would be even better..

 

it's late. hopefully we'll get some answers like this tomorrow!

sometimes i just wish seattle could be busy 24/7. sometimes when i don't want to do stuff that i actually need to do, i just wanna talk. lol. PLEASE some one from seattle have a history of sleeping with a famous person so i can get my questions answered.

uwhuskygirl

This is all knowledge that I've gathered from watching too much Entourage and other time wasters, but it seems like the celeb's handler will go get the person from the crowd that the celeb has pointed to and said something to the effect of, I like that one. I equate this to a trip to target for us. Anyway, then they hang out with the celeb and if the celeb deems them worthy then the person goes wherever with the celeb. There's one article in particular that I'm thinking of that this dude wrote after meeting Paris. I'm going to look for it and I'll come back soon.

sarack

uwhuskygirl:

This is all knowledge that I've gathered from watching too much Entourage and other time wasters, but it seems like the celeb's handler will go get the person from the crowd that the celeb has pointed to and said something to the effect of, I like that one. I equate this to a trip to target for us. Anyway, then they hang out with the celeb and if the celeb deems them worthy then the person goes wherever with the celeb. There's one article in particular that I'm thinking of that this dude wrote after meeting Paris. I'm going to look for it and I'll come back soon.

i can always count on you. always!

jennlin

uwhuskygirl:

This is all knowledge that I've gathered from watching too much Entourage and other time wasters, but it seems like the celeb's handler will go get the person from the crowd that the celeb has pointed to and said something to the effect of, I like that one. I equate this to a trip to target for us. Anyway, then they hang out with the celeb and if the celeb deems them worthy then the person goes wherever with the celeb. There's one article in particular that I'm thinking of that this dude wrote after meeting Paris. I'm going to look for it and I'll come back soon.

i want to shop like a celebrity.

sarack

jennlin:

uwhuskygirl:

This is all knowledge that I've gathered from watching too much Entourage and other time wasters, but it seems like the celeb's handler will go get the person from the crowd that the celeb has pointed to and said something to the effect of, I like that one. I equate this to a trip to target for us. Anyway, then they hang out with the celeb and if the celeb deems them worthy then the person goes wherever with the celeb. There's one article in particular that I'm thinking of that this dude wrote after meeting Paris. I'm going to look for it and I'll come back soon.

i want to shop like a celebrity.

i think i'd pretty much like to do anything that a celebrity does.. except drugs & rehab.. cuz that just sounds like a bummer.

jennlin

sarack:

i think i'd pretty much like to do anything that a celebrity does.. except drugs & rehab.. cuz that just sounds like a bummer.

and the paparazzi. 

uwhuskygirl

Found it!

Please enjoy:

http://deadspin.com/5503416/i-was-therebeing-paris-hiltons-manslave

ETA: *Spoiler Alert* He doesn't go all the way, but you get the idea. 

sarack

jennlin:

sarack:

i think i'd pretty much like to do anything that a celebrity does.. except drugs & rehab.. cuz that just sounds like a bummer.

and the paparazzi. 

i dunno.. i kinda wonder what it'd be like. i'm sure it's annoying but what would you expect when you get so famous?

jennlin

uwhuskygirl:

Found it!

Please enjoy:

http://deadspin.com/5503416/i-was-therebeing-paris-hiltons-manslave

ETA: *Spoiler Alert* He doesn't go all the way, but you get the idea. 

i'm about 90% done with this article. gonna catch up on the rest of the posts, then finish the article.....brb!

jennlin

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

uwhuskygirl

jennlin:

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

WHAT?! How does this not count?!

HE DIDN'T WANT GUMBALL SIZED HERPES! 

(yes, I am yelling at you!) 

 

sarack

uwhuskygirl:

jennlin:

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

WHAT?! How does this not count?!

HE DIDN'T WANT GUMBALL SIZED HERPES! 

(yes, I am yelling at you!) 

 

LOL. serious question: are herpes really gumball sized?

jennlin

uwhuskygirl:

jennlin:

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

WHAT?! How does this not count?!

HE DIDN'T WANT GUMBALL SIZED HERPES! 

(yes, I am yelling at you!) 

 

um, judging by the rest of the article, he wanted herpes. 

uwhuskygirl

jennlin:

uwhuskygirl:

jennlin:

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

WHAT?! How does this not count?!

HE DIDN'T WANT GUMBALL SIZED HERPES! 

(yes, I am yelling at you!) 

 

um, judging by the rest of the article, he wanted herpes. 

Ok fine. I take back my yells. It's been a while since I've read this. He probably would have taken the herp, but it's a pretty good account of how a commoner gets to hang out with a celeb. Give me that, at least. 

uwhuskygirl

sarack:

uwhuskygirl:

jennlin:

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

WHAT?! How does this not count?!

HE DIDN'T WANT GUMBALL SIZED HERPES! 

(yes, I am yelling at you!) 

 

LOL. serious question: are herpes really gumball sized?

I don't know about on your lady bits and man bits, but I know I've seen people with large cold sores on their lips. 

sarack

uwhuskygirl:

sarack:

uwhuskygirl:

jennlin:

i'm disappointed. he didn't even get a bewb grab. this doesn't count.

WHAT?! How does this not count?!

HE DIDN'T WANT GUMBALL SIZED HERPES! 

(yes, I am yelling at you!) 

 

LOL. serious question: are herpes really gumball sized?

I don't know about on your lady bits and man bits, but I know I've seen people with large cold sores on their lips. 

looking at cold sores make me wanna

jennlin

uwhuskygirl:

Ok fine. I take back my yells. It's been a while since I've read this. He probably would have taken the herp, but it's a pretty good account of how a commoner gets to hang out with a celeb. Give me that, at least. 

sure. 

jennlin

uwhuskygirl:

I don't know about on your lady bits and man bits, but I know I've seen people with large cold sores on their lips. 

isn't amanda the herpes expert??

SERIOUSLY AMANDA. WE NEED YOUR SCIENTIFIC EXPERTISE!

sarack

jennlin:

uwhuskygirl:

I don't know about on your lady bits and man bits, but I know I've seen people with large cold sores on their lips. 

isn't amanda the herpes expert??

SERIOUSLY AMANDA. WE NEED YOUR SCIENTIFIC EXPERTISE!

gracing us with your presence is much needed.

karimychel

This all made me laugh.

My semi claim to fame is I kissed the lead singer to Bloodhound Gang while they were on tour in Germany in 1999. He invited me back to their hotel room for an after party - my host sister was all gung ho until the concert was over then insisted we go home. 

 

 

emyinpink

My friend dated James Franco in college. He totally preyed on freshman girls from our sorority. A few other girls in my house went to some playboy mansion parties and some hooked up with guys they met there.

amandasw

sarack:

jennlin:

uwhuskygirl:

I don't know about on your lady bits and man bits, but I know I've seen people with large cold sores on their lips. 

isn't amanda the herpes expert??

SERIOUSLY AMANDA. WE NEED YOUR SCIENTIFIC EXPERTISE!

gracing us with your presence is much needed.

this whole thread made me LOL - I'm so sorry I'm late to the party!  Um, I think gumballs are maybe an exaggeration, but they aren't super small either, from what I've seen.  How about this: don't sleep with random people who may or may not have herpes!

uwhuskygirl

amandasw:

this whole thread made me LOL - I'm so sorry I'm late to the party!  Um, I think gumballs are maybe an exaggeration, but they aren't super small either, from what I've seen.  How about this: don't sleep with random people who may or may not have herpes!

Wise words, my friend, wise words. 

amandasw

uwhuskygirl:

amandasw:

this whole thread made me LOL - I'm so sorry I'm late to the party!  Um, I think gumballs are maybe an exaggeration, but they aren't super small either, from what I've seen.  How about this: don't sleep with random people who may or may not have herpes!

Wise words, my friend, wise words. 

confession: in my other life I would teach HS bio and sex ed  

uwhuskygirl

amandasw:

confession: in my other life I would teach HS bio and sex ed  

I never understood why they never taught us the nasty stuff about getting pg and popping out a kid. IMO that would have been the best bc ever. I swear my uterus shrinks a little bit every time I find out something unpleasant about being pg or giving birth. 

amandasw

uwhuskygirl:

amandasw:

confession: in my other life I would teach HS bio and sex ed  

I never understood why they never taught us the nasty stuff about getting pg and popping out a kid. IMO that would have been the best bc ever. I swear my uterus shrinks a little bit every time I find out something unpleasant about being pg or giving birth. 

omg seriously.  I could just print out a couple of the threads from ML and teen pg would come to a halt.  There are so many things about raising kids I have learned from that board!  My parents are on vacation, but when they get back, I plan on asking my mom whether I was as strange a child as all the ML kids.