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Chuck Norris Jokes

Are you guys all aware of the Chuck Norris jokes?  Example:  "Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun"

 

Jason looooves these jokes.  I want to get him a Chuck Norris t-shirt for Christmas (trying to get my shopping done early this year!).  What quote should I have put on there?  Any suggestions?

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

  • Maybe a short one so it will fit on a tshirt?

    Here's a link to lots. The lightning one is funny and reads easily. I also like the I Don't Need a Weapon, I am One, shirt.

    The ones that are too wordy don't work well for the t-shirts, IMO.

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  • I love Chuck Norris jokes!  They are so funny.  I personally like "Chuck's tears cure every disease known to man.  Unfortunately Chuck never cries."
  • haha this is halarious! My dad LOOOOOOVE Chuck. I may look into a t-shirt for him!!
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  • never heard of them!
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