Alabama Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
~Halloween Humor~ may be tmi for some
Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets
in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter),
and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What
the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement,
replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween!!!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled
his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up
the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying
to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets
in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter),
and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What
the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down at the bed sheets in amazement,
replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Happy Halloween!!!
Re: ~Halloween Humor~ may be tmi for some