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Re: kid funnies
"Sometimes my mommy pees red"
omg i would have shriveled up and died.
We make the rockin' world go 'round.
i know!
though if we had kids, i would so have that kid who makes the "mommy juice" comment in a store!!
I love this one "When I quit smoking, my 5-year-old at the time (she's 23 now) told her kindergarten teacher thatshe was so proud of me because I quit drugs."
all of them are hilarious---and terrifying. I don't even want to think about what Warner might start blabbing about.
OMG these are hilarious. I'm reading the comments now.
DH is mortified that our 2 yr old knows the word "bra"... I have to send him this so he doesn't feel so bad.
Wow, kids pick up on a lot more than I realized! Those are hysterical!
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My husband would probably kill me for writing this, but he has so many similar stories from when he was a kid.
Once, at a car dealership, his parents were trying to trade in a car for a new one. When the car salesman asked them what kind of car they were trading in, my probably 5-year-old hubby exclaimed, "It's a piece of sh*t. It's JUNK."
And this one is probably funnier when told aloud, but he was probably four and he was at the bank with his mom waiting in line and this (as hubz describes it) old snoody rich lady in pearls and fur kept gushing over him saying, "Aren't we cute! Aren't we adorable!" He turned, looked her dead in the eye and said, "We? Do you have a turd in your pocket or something?"
Kids are sponges.
Scout
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