Anyone up for a WTF Wednesday Post?

asilsjf

I'll start.

Why is it that when people go to the bathroom and use the last of the toilet paper, they think it's okay to not put a new roll in the holder?  Are you really *that* busy?

DruidPrincess

WTF is it absolutely necessary to rename a prison facility because the person it is named after winds up behind bars themselves?  And additional WTF, why is it then further necessary to change a policy so only dead people's names can be given to facilities/sites?  I guarantee some corpse's skeletons will still come back to bite someone in the as$.

**Texas Gal**

Why do some people at work think they can get away with rummaging through the office fridge and stealing one's yogurt that has one's initials in bright red permanent marker and then one walks by the thief's desk and sees her eating said yogurt while the yogurt cap with one's initials in bright red permanent marker is in plain view. REALLY?!?!?!

Although the silver-lining is that the crime victim remembered the expiration date of said yogurt.....which was 5 days prior. Tee hee

asilsjf

**Texas Gal**:

Why do some people at work think they can get away with rummaging through the office fridge and stealing one's yogurt that has one's initials in bright red permanent marker and then one walks by the thief's desk and sees her eating said yogurt while the yogurt cap with one's initials in bright red permanent marker is in plain view. REALLY?!?!?!

Although the silver-lining is that the crime victim remembered the expiration date of said yogurt.....which was 5 days prior. Tee hee

Please tell me you said something appropriately passive agressive.  For example....oh, I was going to eat that yogurt until I realized that it expired a while back.  Oh well, hope you don't get sick!

coloradogirl06

WTF, is everyone on the road except me a distracted and sluggish driver today? I have been behind more annoying drivers today than should be allowed in one day. My drive to Aurora from Downtown and then back to Lakewood was so not fun.

Tyrna

WTF, do we really need to protect children from every.little.thing?! All the teachers got an URGENT email today (and a PA announcement in the middle of class to check our email immediately) saying that we needed to remove all hand sanitizer and administer it to the children because it says "keep away from reach of children" on the bottle.  Seriously?! They do realize that soap says the same thing, right? Are we going to remove soap from the bathrooms too?  Kids don't need to clean and sanitize their hands anyway.  For goodness sake, I teach 10 year olds! I am pretty sure the hand sanitizer is the least of my worries.

AugustBrideCO

Tyrna:

WTF, do we really need to protect children from every.little.thing?! All the teachers got an URGENT email today (and a PA announcement in the middle of class to check our email immediately) saying that we needed to remove all hand sanitizer and administer it to the children because it says "keep away from reach of children" on the bottle.  Seriously?! They do realize that soap says the same thing, right? Are we going to remove soap from the bathrooms too?  Kids don't need to clean and sanitize their hands anyway.  For goodness sake, I teach 10 year olds! I am pretty sure the hand sanitizer is the least of my worries.

HAHAHAHHA! That is hilarious. 

**Texas Gal**

asilsjf:

**Texas Gal**:

Why do some people at work think they can get away with rummaging through the office fridge and stealing one's yogurt that has one's initials in bright red permanent marker and then one walks by the thief's desk and sees her eating said yogurt while the yogurt cap with one's initials in bright red permanent marker is in plain view. REALLY?!?!?!

Although the silver-lining is that the crime victim remembered the expiration date of said yogurt.....which was 5 days prior. Tee hee

Please tell me you said something appropriately passive agressive.  For example....oh, I was going to eat that yogurt until I realized that it expired a while back.  Oh well, hope you don't get sick!

No but damn I should've!!!!