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Anyone have any good crazy family/drama stories from the holidays?

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Re: Anyone have any good crazy family/drama stories from the holidays?

  • Probably not the kind you're looking for, but we got to bring my granny home from the nursing home for Christmas Eve. She had a fantastic time and laaaughed and danced.
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  • Aww, that's great!
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  • aww, now I'm picturing your Granny in her princess crown dancing!
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  • imagemashedpotato:
    aww, now I'm picturing your Granny in her princess crown dancing!

    Exactly! So so sweet. I'm glad she got to come home, Fallin!

  • Thanks! This was dancing in a bedazzled Christmas sweater but the princess look did land her on the nursing home's official Christmas card.
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  • My ILs were surprisingly fine for the most part, but my MIL has this huge, weird chip on her shoulder about competing with my SILs mom (the "other" grandma"). SILs mom owns a ranch in Wyoming and they board horses and give riding lessons. So they took the kid out for a ride on Christmas morning (meaning she sat on the horse while it walked in a circle. She's 18 months). MIL would not shut up about it. How shed never be able to give her a horse, how she wasn't the "cool" grandma because they don't have horses, how she hoped the kid would hate the horse, etc etc. I finally walked away when she said she didn't feel like a REAL grandma because she doesn't have horses. What?! OMG LET IT GOOOOOOO. 

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  • Aww, that's great Fallin.

    Bethie - how did your gifts go over this year? Anything homemade? :)

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  • Hell no! I learned my lesson last year, haha. 
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  • My mom was surprisingly well behaved, and my Christmas was drama free. I didn't realize how tense I had been over the whole thing until it was over.

    I am sad at how old my grandparents are looking though. It seems like they got old suddenly. 

     

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  • My MIL said that she'd call CPS on me if I said "crap" around C again.
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  • imageBadgerengr:
    My MIL said that she'd call CPS on me if I said "crap" around C again.

    I'd tell her to go right ahead and I would love to overhear that conversation. "I'm sorry m'am. What was your point?" "she's vulgar!" "m'am, cursing is not cause for removal and frankly, crap isn't a curse word"

  • Aww, Fallin that is so sweet.  

     

    We didn't see anyone until Monday when we stopped by Tony's mom's house.  That is one gross woman.  Chain smoking all day everyday in her house never getting out of her pajamas with a mustache thicker than any man.  So gross. 

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  • Badger, never leave us. 
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  • imageWendyToo:

    imageBadgerengr:
    My MIL said that she'd call CPS on me if I said "crap" around C again.

    I'd tell her to go right ahead and I would love to overhear that conversation. "I'm sorry m'am. What was your point?" "she's vulgar!" "m'am, cursing is not cause for removal and frankly, crap isn't a curse word"

    She also told us she'd call CPS on us because he didn't have socks on with his pajamas.

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  • I fear her level of crazy will move from hilarious to actually pursuing custody of your child like a nutjob some day. What does your H think of all of this badger?
  • Not much since we didn't go back to WA for the holiday, although I think my mom was upset that none of her gifts for MC made the highlight reel I put together :/
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  • imageWendyToo:
    I fear her level of crazy will move from hilarious to actually pursuing custody of your child like a nutjob some day. What does your H think of all of this badger?

    It's really weird. He thinks she's "just being herself" because she's been like that all of his life. I don't think she's psycho enough to actually do anything drastic, but she's trying to "teach us a lesson" because she's Mrs. Family Values and we're a little more relaxed. He doesn't hear some of the weird stuff she says because he completely blocks her out when she's talking, which we've had plenty an argument about because I need him to step up and tell her to foff off.

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  • I think Badgers MILis on the Bump.

    Mine was relatively drama free. Big change from last year, where my mother and stepfather declared Kevin and I to be horrible vaginafaces.

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  • Badger, you're a terrible parent.  I hope you've set up a therapy fund for your kid because there's no such thing as a well adjusted child who didn't wear socks with their PJs.

    Everybody knows you're not a real grandparent until you own horses.  That's why my grandma and I don't speak.  All she ever owned was a dog.

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  • Don't know if this is good drama, but my SMIL volunteers (and is the treasurer) for a small town charity that helps impoverished families with kids. They provide clothes, food, home goods, etc. I noticed a couple of Christmases ago that the majority of the gifts she gives us (my H, me and our kids) come from the charity. Even birthday gifts for the kids. It's ridiculous. The tell-tale sign is the UPC code being marked through with a sharpie - so the items can't be returned for cash. I noticed that the pricey shampoos she stocks the guest bathroom with also come from there. When my kids were babies she set up an entire nursery - crib, changing table - the whole kit-n-kaboodle. I'm certain it was all from the charity. I'm sure she returned it all when it was no longer needed, but it's still just so wrong. She always had a ton of baby food that was probably from there.

    My H is equally disgusted. He takes passive jabs at her about where things come from. They live in a different state - so, we visit every 2-3 months and she always has new and different toys for the kids to play with. He wants to openly confront her, but I am on the fence. I just take the crap she gives us and donate it to a local charity when we get home. Reverse the karma. I am donating the pleather 'isotoners' and sea otter puppet (?) she gave me for Xmas later today. She gave me ugly azz gloves last year too. If you're going to re-gift stolen goods, at least make it good stuff, right?
  • That's pretty fvcked up.
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  • imageCaliopeSpidrman:
    That's pretty fvcked up.

    F'real yo.  

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  • Um FluffyShoe, that really needs to be reported. It doesn't get too much grosser than stealing from a charity. I would tell her you don't feel comfortable taking anything from her since you know where it comes from.

    I had no real drama other than I still get grumpy about not really doing what I want and having to give both parents equal time so no one feels slighted 16 years after their divorce. I still have issues man.

  • No good drama, but H did get an "official" request to consider moving to New Orleans to work at his dad's firm.

    Also, I flew with a cold yesterday, and now I think I have either a ruptured eardrum or Airplane Ear.  I may have to start using an ear trumpet.

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  • Wow, would you guys consider that, HT?
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  • imageHappyTummy613:

    No good drama, but H did get an "official" request to consider moving to New Orleans to work at his dad's firm.

    I think that is a fabulous idea. 

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  • imageBobLoblaw:
    Wow, would you guys consider that, HT?

    I think so, but not for another year at least.

    My interest also decreases significantly when I think about having to take another bar exam.

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  • Why would you take the bar exam again?  You're a mother now.  You shouldn't be working anymore as it is.  THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

    I assume you really like your ILs to move closer to them and then work for them.

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  • I wouldn't mind living closer to my ILs.  And I wouldn't want to work with a relative, but if my H decides he's comfortable with it (a decision he hasn't made yet), it's fine with me.

    OH.  I just thought of something funny(ish).  Remember 2 years ago when I saw my grandmother-in-law and the first thing out of her mouth was, "She's gained weight!" and then my MIL yelled at her?  On this trip, I saw gran-in-law twice, and both times, the first thing she said was, "you look great!"  I resisted the temptation to say, "I know you're just saying that to make up for 2009.  YOUR FALSE COMPLIMENTS MEAN NOTHING TO ME."

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