H and I traveled to the closest big city with another couple (H's coworker and his wife J) last night to visit an English pub. While there, it somehow came up in conversation that H and I had never been to a topless bar so the other couple wanted to take us. So then we ended up in a skeevy, byob full-nude in a sketchy part of town. Aside from hoping we wouldn't get robbed on the way in/out, we all had a good time. I picked up some new moves for H, lol.
The weirdest thing is that J can get pretty crazy when she's had a lot to drink. Out of nowhere, she started motorboating my boobs and she later full out stuck her hands down my bra and was trying to play with my nips.
All the weirdness aside, it was a good time and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Oh and FYI, don't wear a white bra under your sweater if you're going someplace with lots of blacklights.