Central Florida Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
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horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole
and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull
him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope
around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the
horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and
the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and
get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over
the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab
for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself
to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a
Porsche to pick up chicks!
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