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I need to talk to someone about this
For Xmas DH got me a heart rate monitor. (Yes, I asked for that, he's not trying to tell me something.) Along with it came a year long digital subscription to Women's Health.
So I'm perusing my copy this morning waiting for meetings to start and come across this gem of advice in an interview with Marisa Miller (First off, who is she?). To keep yourself eating smart...
Eat Naked.
Yes, you read that right. Because then you're more aware of your body and you'll make better choices.
F u chick in my magazine (they tell me you're a swimsuit model). That might work for you and your six pack but I would just NEVER EAT AGAIN. It's too much. I'm dead right now.
Re: I need to talk to someone about this
I saw that in the hard copy of this month's women's health magazine. I hate the interviews they do with celebrities because they always give bad health advice. Some say you should do a detoxing juice cleanse or work out for 5+ hours a day.
BLAH
Seriously, I get such a relief when the actress is like, "This is hard and it is my job. I work out a lot and you should not."
The only thing that comes close is the relationship advice. This month was, "Keep things interesting! I get made over for work every day so my husband can get 20 women in a month!"
Yeah, that's totally reasonable advice. I'll be sure to slip in to a teddy and a trench coat before I leave the office, oh and stop by the salon on the way home so my husband sees me looking all made up and ready when I walk in the door!
Mmm, body shaming. Even health magazines do it.
Aahah. Naked people eating bottomless breadsticks. Dirty.
oh wow....I just couldnt imagine eating naked. I eat more when I'm out to dinner than when I'm at my own house anyway so thats not really an option. and like brocc said...i couldnt imagine eating something hot and spilling. owww.
I always look at myself naked in the mirror and think to myself, "I should eat naked, I'd eat less" but then I never do it, because it's weird!
Also, Marisa Miller is a VS swimsuit model. So you know, a paragon of healthful living and eating, what with the eight hour workouts and the binge eating and the laxatives and the lemon juice-cayenne pepper fasts and what not.
I got out of the shower a few days ago to be greeted by the sight of DH in his underwear, on his computer, eating cereal. Why do they do that?
LOL. That's like 3/5 of DH's perfect day. Being nearly or completely naked, Food, and His computer. At the end of the day all he needs is a Foot rub, and a BJ, and perfection will have been achieved.
Yeah but, sometimes when I spill marinara on my sleeve, I'll just lick it off. So, well, you know... DH could come in handy during evening meals.
haha, i think eating naked sounds decadent as allfuck! i'm imagining myself lounging naked on a chaise, shoving grapes in my mouth, rubbing my belly.
lol. I call DH, hedonismbot, when he does the eating in his underwear on his days off.
On occasion I will drink wine while naked. Usually that's after already consuming a couple of glasses of wine. It doesn't make me drink less wine and actually encourages my FI to bring me more!
I take it it's not supposed to work with alcoholic beverages.
Ew. So didn't need that visual Kuus. Thanks. lol
Get out of my head!