Houston Nesties
Sweet_Thang
member
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open Letters
It's been ages since we have had one of these posts; so let it all hang out.
"Insert Clever and Witty Saying Here"
Re: Open Letters
Dear IT Guy,
Dude, trying to make it look like you did something, such as entered the assets in the database, when in fact you did not, and doing it in a Passive Aggressive manner only makes you look like an Idiot. And then replying that you "re-entered" them yet again, only confirms that you truly did NOT do it the first time.
And you are the one I have issues with each and every single month! Really? Really? I get that you think you are above everyone else, but you really are not all that, and a box of chocolates.
Just man up; admit that you didn't do it the first time around and get on with it.
Your friendly IT teammate for the last 12 yrs
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Dear other IT Guy,
Really? Can you not see that the girl has her headset on? And she's TALKING? that she's ON a conference call? No she doesn't have an food for you. Go buy your own danged snacks from the machine or bring them from home. I am SURE your girlfriend/baby momma/wife has them at home for you!
Oh and by the way... your heart does NOT stop beating when you sneeze!
The lady on the other side of the cube wall
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Dear Mom,
Yes, I have a beautiful home. Yes I love it. Yes, I don't need to sell it. But you got to understand that I want to sell it. No matter how much I paint it, or buy all new furniture, and make it my own; it will ALWAYS be "Our" home. We are no longer "OUR". He's gone. He's not coming back. He would want me to do what I needed to do to move forward and keep moving on with my life.
Will I take a loss on the house? Possibly a small one, but it is just money. And it's worth it if it helps me move forward in getting my life back.
I love you guys with all my heart, but you have got to understand that I am not doing this lightly. And I am being rash about it or jumping at the first offer etc. I am going to do what is right for me. And ME only. So I would appreciate all the support I can get from you all as I continue to grow and move forward.
Your loving daughter
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Dear Brother,
If you get that extra part in that movie.. I want Tom Hanks Signature!!
Your sister!!!
Dear IT programmer,
You are about to face the wrath of crazymichelle unleashed. Nobody wants this. Even though it'd be sitbackandmunchpopcorn fodder for some, you really don't want crazymichelle to come out.
What the everlovingmotherfokkinghell were you thinking when you played with our HRIS coding download? Thanks to you, I have 217,583 rows and 27 different columns (in a doc of 181 columns of data) that I have to correct in the next 2 days because the motherforking government is auditing this data. You couldn't have played with this data in any worse way except if you forked up everyone's salaries. If I hadn't caught this and we sent this data on to Uncle Sam we would have some feds up in this bznitch thinking we were the sonsofsatan in how we manage our people. Are you TRYING to give me a heart attack?
Fixthisshitbeforeimakeyoueatmyshitalaminnyjackson.
michellebelle
Thanks ST - I needed that!
- Paula Deen to 104.1 KRBE's Producer Eric 9/17/2011
Dear Avery,
Just because I don't take a shower every night because I do it in the morning doesn't mean I am disgusting. Considering the things I have seen you do, you, my dear 4-year old, are not one to judge.
Love,
Smelly Mama
Dear Online Retailers,
I know your shipping charges are not really outrageous, and my package will probably be delivered in a reasonable amount of time. It just seems excessive because I'm used to Amazon Prime and I can have something delivered in two days for free or overnight for $4. I'm spoiled, I admit it. But why must you require a signature for everything? I like coming home to a pile of boxes on my front porch, not those stupid orange package pick-up slips from the post office.
Which brings me to ...
Dear Mail Carrier,
Okay, I have to sign for the package and I wasn't home when you tried to deliver it. Fine. But there are 2 options you could check on the little orange delivery notice card. One says "Item is at: Post Office" and the other one RIGHT NEXT TO IT says "Available for Pick-up after (date) (time)." Please pay attention and check the right box so I don't have to lug my 2 kids to the post office to pick up a package that won't be there until the next day.
Dear DH,
I know you are sick and I do love you but DANG...today is my 40th Birthday and I want to just take it easy.
Your loving wife
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Dear Weekend,
Can you hurry and get here? This is my first weekend away from Keith since May and I need a weekend off of being a caregiver! Watch out Riverwalk....here I come!
Ready to drink adult beverages Kimberly
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Dear FIL,
Please take good care of Keith this weekend so I can do this every few months!
I do appreciate you and hope y'all do ok!
K