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Look, it's her going home outfit.
I wonder if the diaper pad and mesh panties will fit underneath it. Maybe they come in a seamless variety.
Re: Look, it's her going home outfit.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
She came on the nest and started some nonsense about shutting herself off from the world in order to keep it safe. No family/friends for nine months because going out, meeting people and walking near golf courses could a) cause fetal disease and b) cause the gay.
Every minute of her life is photographed. For a laugh, watch the gender reveal video. My husband is kind and all but the moment I tried to set up a tripod to video our walk into lowes for paint so i could create a gender reveal video would be the day we had a very serious talk about the crazy.
I have a theory that at least 50% of this blog is fake. The only thing that really makes me think this is the fact that she got pregnant on the first try and had a positive test something insane like 8 days past ovulation. There's just something a little too convenient about the timing.
But I'm still fascinated by the how and why of it. And the fact that real or not, she has got to be one of the most self-obsessed people on earth.
Crap...I Mean Crafts
It's so bizarre.
Shes also not in compliance with the FTC in terms of disclosing affiliate links and stuff she was given for free to review, particularly within her main content. Gosh I'd hate to see her get in trouble.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
I still want to know if she was a mail order bride.
I think her husband looks like a highlighted version of the famous Peter Pan that Groomz met.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I read her blog on a regular basis because it's hard not to want to read the latest weirdness she posts. What I find the most bizare about her whole theories is, that she does leave the house to go shopping and go to the beach (and take photos of her & her husband standing inside Lowes) so clearly she's not avoiding all human contact. She did a photoshot in an airplane hanger and when someone called her out on her so called plan to just stay inside the house for 9 months she claimed she never said she wasn't going to leave her house, just that they would take precautions and this was a safe activity. Um, what?
I am cackling at the outfit choice.
And almost peed myself laughing at painless contractions "up until the very end." Yeah, good luck with that.
I do know that they were "in a long distance relationship" when they got pre-engaged and he mailed her a small engagement ring and then proposed for real in person.
OMG, Bethie! I'm so ashamed at how much I stalk this chick. It's totally my guilty pleasure. I think today is her due date. I'm just so hoping she comes out of labor looking like a troll.
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this is very exciting to me. i am considering it confirmation of mail-order status.
I wish I had more time in life to read cracked out mommy blogs.
You should've heard the noise I made when I saw that picture. It was very Scooby-Doo like.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
It's evil but I secretly hope she'll get some ugly nasty stretchmarks right before she delivers that will never go away and thus end her taking photos of herself in a bikini.
And LOL that she thinks she is huge.
This made me roll my eyeballs:
It?s so strange for me to see myself in these photos. I got that pregnant swollen look (even though I am not actually swollen) that you see on pretty much every pregnant woman by the end of her pregnancy. It?s obvious other people who don?t know me don?t see it, because I keep getting stopped places by people who want to comment on the fact that if they didn?t see my stomach they wouldn?t know I am pregnant (which is hard to believe). I just smile and thank them, and then walk away partially thinking ?You, guys, just don?t know what I am supposed to look like? and partially thanking them in my head for brightening my hour and making me feel just a little bit better.
Was this on the blog?!?
Have you seen their Real Estate blog? It's hilarious.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Yep, I stumbled on it when I was looking for her pregnacy announcement pictures where they took those awful picnic photos:
http://prebabyblog.com/2011/04/i-spy-shoes-and-jewelry/
It's pretty far down where she's talking about her jewelry:
a small pre-engagement ring that hubby sent to me when we got un-officially engaged and were in a long distance relationship for 6 month. He didn?t want to send an actual engagement ring in case it gets lost in the mail, but he wanted me to have SOMETHING that said I was HIS
I haven't seen the real estate blog!!! Where is it?
They have about 4000 real estate sites, but this is my favorite, if only for the 4th post down. http://andrewollick.com/realestateblog/
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
That they slapped a picture of themselves in the corner of the fire picture just makes me think, "It's a fire! Sale! Oh, the burning!"
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
So, I'll admit to being a dirty internet stalker and say I've tried to find their house records to see what it's worth using both his name and hers and can't find anything.
Her English doesn't seem to be very good in that post. And I'm pretty sure I have the very last necklace. Came from Forever 21.
It's not jealousy. I do think she's very pretty, but she's got this perfectly planned out labor and delivery and breastfeeding experience and she's very smug about it. It would be a relief to see things not be perfect because she'd realize that she's not completely in control of everything.