is this chick serious?

debfife

She has a hospital bag for labor, post delivery, etc. 

http://prebabyblog.com/2012/01/hospital-bags/

 

Notwifezilla7

Obviously she's not a regular here. There's no way she'll need like 90% of that crap. 

LizDP

Wow, that's intense.

Kris2322

I love that she thinks she'll needs pads and underwear during the delivery!

Pixiestx

That's pretty funny, especially the labor bag. I thought the gatorade would be for her husband, but she said it was for her. I wonder if she really thinks she'll be snacking when she's there?  I'd love to tell her how much throwing up during labor sucks, lol.

laurenpetro

I LOVE this blog. It's awesome.

rbytsdy

Well, obviously she is planning to have an unmedicated childbirth unlike 98% of women who have epidurals or c-sections.  When you are in the process of laboring without drugs you really don't know what you are going to need or when you might want it. Better to overpack in that situation.

I brought a lot for my stuff in for my natural birth and I used a ton of it.  I think I brought a change of clothes for me and the baby when I knew I was having a c-section. 

molldoll71

LOL I wasted an hour of my life on her facebook page last night.  Did you see HER coming hme outfit?

turtle520

I'm afraid to read it in fear I won't ever stop laughing just from reading your reply's. I had a duffle bag & I'm fairly certain I went home in the same pants I wore there, lol.

debfife

molldoll71:

LOL I wasted an hour of my life on her facebook page last night.  Did you see HER coming hme outfit?

OMFG that is the best outfit ever. She's really clueless picking out that one.  

Liz051405

I had two different bags but not with that much crap. Wow.

I can't wait for to get to the hospital and find out all she can have is ice chips. Lol. 

TSD

You don't know the half of it. She said she wasn't going out in public while she was pregnant because it was better for the baby not to be around people. Then she got pics taken of herself somewhere and got called out and she had some BS excuse.

TSD

http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/62708098.aspx

MrsDB

the gatorade i can see.... i drank ALL the apple juice cups on the L&D floor. They started bringing me pitchers of it. I just couldn't stop sucking it down when I was in labor.  

I LOLed at the organic receiving blanket to cover her up on her chest right after delivery. Uhm. It's going to be soaked in blood and mucus. I would go to nursing school right now if it meant i got to be one of her nurses, can you imagine the stories they'll have?

 

rbytsdy

She's not in NJ is she?  I'd love to be her nurse.   We let moms eat and drink in labor.  Light stuff, of course.  You aren't really restricted unless you get an epidural or need a c-section.

CLord

A woman who is spending so much time on planning her birth should not call her vagina a "va-jay-jay", lol.  Did you see her daily birth prep regimen?  Oh my.

 

atwood345

OMG, I am beyond speechless. I just have no words.

I hope they still forget something.

JessicaLovesBrian

Oh my.  This poor girl is in for a big surprise once she enters the day-to-day of being a mom. 

 Ahhh... to be a new mom and naive again!

LaKi

Thank you for the last hour of entertainment. Wowzers. 

JSK71606

Wow!!! That's all I can say

kmslwsmrs

This blog was the highlight of my weekend.  You know she's going to end up with a c-section, her milk's not going to come in, and her entire life is going to be ruined.  I seriously can't even begin to imagine what it is like to be this woman, but I bet it's a fun world to live in!  The best part is the AIR MATTRESS that they're bringing to the hospital for her husband to sleep on.  Not sure where they're staying, but if I could fit an air mattress in the room, I would have slept on it instead of that uncomfortable hospital bed!

aquagirl61

Disclaimer: I only skimmed the list b/c my eye rolling made it difficult to read

I hope she ends up with a c-section.  Not that c-sections are bad (I had one) but just because I want her bubble burst right from the get-go.  Strip down naked and lay down like you're being crucified in a cold and impersonal operating room. 

Then I want her to pass out in the shower while her hubby is trying to scrub dried blood off her legs (not that I would know what that is like...)

I know I shouldn't read more of her blog, but I don't think I can help myself. 

FrancoiseFilly

Wait, this is a real person???

I saw she had swim trunks for her husband if he had to get in the shower with her. WHAT THE FLUCK? Dude, his PENIS was in YOUR VAGINA. Safe bet he saw her naked. What the F is up with the modesty NOW? 

MrsDB

for during labor, when the nurses are around.... not for just showering off at some point during the hospital stay

mccw

I couldn't look it the site for longer then 20 seconds...my eyes started to bleed...she has wayyyyyyy too much time on her hands.

mccw

I couldn't look at the site for longer then 20 seconds...my eyes started to bleed...she has wayyyyyyy too much time on her hands.

aquagirl61

FrancoiseFilly:

Wait, this is a real person???

I saw she had swim trunks for her husband if he had to get in the shower with her. WHAT THE FLUCK? Dude, his PENIS was in YOUR VAGINA. Safe bet he saw her naked. What the F is up with the modesty NOW? 

My DH showered with me after my c-section and he forgot to back his bathing suit so he wore his boxers.  It wasn't for modesty but just in case we needed a nurse or doctor for some reason.  Well, we discovered that reason was my ass passing out in the shower and the swarm of people that came to my rescue.  LOL  I highly recommend packing a bathing suit for husbands, especially if you know you're having a c-section!

EricaD521

as whacked as she is, and as sad she's going to be when her dream labor/delviery bubble bursts because she realizes the pain of childbirth is unlike anthing else in the world, i'm still really freaking jealous she looks that darn good pregnant.

HarrietNJMommy

kmslwsmrs:

 The best part is the AIR MATTRESS that they're bringing to the hospital for her husband to sleep on.  

I enjoyed reading the part after that in which they're bringing a canvas sheet to put the air mattress on! LOL!

And I just wasted 7 minutes watching the "gender reveal" video. I want my 7 minutes back........ 

metucker

TSD:

You don't know the half of it. She said she wasn't going out in public while she was pregnant because it was better for the baby not to be around people. Then she got pics taken of herself somewhere and got called out and she had some BS excuse.

Don't forget how she thinks going out in public and being around germs and stress will give her baby the gay.  

akayf

Oh I love this blog!    It's great entertainment!   She is such a whack job!   Am I the only one hoping that they made a mistake and she has a boy?