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The "Is she serious" chick

Ok. Really????


http://prebabyblog.com/2011/09/20-weeks-bump-update-half-way-there/


REALLY??? 

It's outright jealousy but I looked like that when I was sixteen and hadnt discovered the sweet sweet lure of vodka, tonic, and stella. That's just f ing wrong. 

No thanks, I don't need child porn or Tweets from this site---thanks for the memories nesties---RIP, Franco---2004--2012.
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Re: The "Is she serious" chick

  • I've never looked like that in my life.

    Meh, she's nutty. I'd rather be plump and sane than smokin and out of my tree.


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  • So jealous. I'lltake a little crazy for that bod
  • ahhh... THIS is the chick that the whole nest/bump is talking about :) LOL

    She's stunning, that is for sure - which doesn't shock me so much b/c she's so damn insane. 

    I'll keep my flab to keep my sensibility and non-insane-ness :) lol

     

    I used to be Goldie_locks_5 but the new nest is so screwed up that I was forced to start over.
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  • imageN&V0514:
    So jealous. I'lltake a little crazy for that bod

    OH no she is  A LOT CRAZY, that is how she has that body. She ate nothing but organic fruits and veggies, never left her house, didnt see friends, did all this other crazy stuff during her pregnancy. I think when you are a Russian Mail order bride, you are in fact afraid you might get returned if you arent a hot super model type, so she better stay in that shape. She is total koo-koo for coco puffs and I wouldn't trade places with that loon

  • imageBeachBaby07:

    imageN&V0514:
    So jealous. I'lltake a little crazy for that bod

    OH no she is  A LOT CRAZY, that is how she has that body. She ate nothing but organic fruits and veggies, never left her house, didnt see friends, did all this other crazy stuff during her pregnancy. I think when you are a Russian Mail order bride, you are in fact afraid you might get returned if you arent a hot super model type, so she better stay in that shape. She is total koo-koo for coco puffs and I wouldn't trade places with that loon

    ROFLMFAO!!! Mail order bride, lol!
  • This is the woman who didn't want to go around gay people while she was pregnant so her child wouldn't "get the gay". She has apparently not met her husband. He is the GAYEST man I have ever seen. And I mean that strictly in the "he's a flaming homosexual" sort of way. Look at the picture of the two of them looking at her BFP/gender reveal. You'll see what I mean.
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  • imagelaurenpetro:
    This is the woman who didn't want to go around gay people while she was pregnant so her child wouldn't "get the gay". She has apparently not met her husband. He is the GAYEST man I have ever seen. And I mean that strictly in the "he's a flaming homosexual" sort of way. Look at the picture of the two of them looking at her BFP/gender reveal. You'll see what I mean.

    Omg I was thinking the same thing!! 

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  • imagelaurenpetro:
    This is the woman who didn't want to go around gay people while she was pregnant so her child wouldn't "get the gay". She has apparently not met her husband. He is the GAYEST man I have ever seen. And I mean that strictly in the "he's a flaming homosexual" sort of way. Look at the picture of the two of them looking at her BFP/gender reveal. You'll see what I mean.

    Omg I was thinking the same thing!! 

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  • And I would pay a sh!tload of $$ for that kid to really be a boy.
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  • imagelaurenpetro:
    This is the woman who didn't want to go around gay people while she was pregnant so her child wouldn't "get the gay". She has apparently not met her husband. He is the GAYEST man I have ever seen. And I mean that strictly in the "he's a flaming homosexual" sort of way. Look at the picture of the two of them looking at her BFP/gender reveal. You'll see what I mean.

    http://prebabyblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/IMG_3365.jpg

    What is gay about this? The fact that he looks like he has boobs... and is making a flaming gay face??  oh wait- yeah, he's gay :)

    wow, this chick just gets better and better. she really stayed away from gay people to avoid "getting the gay">???  Where does it say this - i need the entertainment.

     

    I used to be Goldie_locks_5 but the new nest is so screwed up that I was forced to start over.
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  • Goldie, you forgot the pants. THE PANTS!!!!
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  • imagelaurenpetro:
    Goldie, you forgot the pants. THE PANTS!!!!

    oh, sh!t- i didn't even see those b/c i was so busy looking at the shirt and boob. LOL

    I used to be Goldie_locks_5 but the new nest is so screwed up that I was forced to start over.
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  • OMGGGGGGGGGGGG

     

    I just got sucked into the gender reveal...I agree with you lauren! hahahaaa

     

  • I literally just peed myself laughing so hard at lauren and goldie's exchange. I haven't laughed that hard in a looooooong time :)
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  • imagelaurenpetro:
    And I would pay a sh!tload of $$ for that kid to really be a boy.

    Yes   I want a front row seat if the u/s turned out to be wrong!!!!!!!!!

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  • I don't want to be her but dam besides how pretty she is her skin looks flawless, I only see skin like that on celebrities or photoshop pic which this may be.
  • Omg whhhhy did I watch the gender reveal?  Why is this damn video 7 minutes long??
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  • imagekathy28:
    I don't want to be her but dam besides how pretty she is her skin looks flawless, I only see skin like that on celebrities or photoshop pic which this may be.

    She is a BIG fan of photoshop.   Very self-centered and edits her pics A LOT!!!!   Check out the before/after pic.   She didn't like the way her thigh looked.   This is from her selfie blog.   Yes, she has an entire blog dedicated to taking her self portrait.  

    http://selfiemagic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PERFECTION.gif

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  • http://prebabyblog.com/2011/05/our-approach/ You have to go into the comments. Her comments are so stupid I think I might be getting the gay just reading them.
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  • imagelaurenpetro:
    http://prebabyblog.com/2011/05/our-approach/ You have to go into the comments. Her comments are so stupid I think I might be getting the gay just reading them.

    what scares me the most here is that some of the comments are so supportive and "thanks for sharing I didn't know this stuff"

     

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  • imageakayf:

    imagekathy28:
    I don't want to be her but dam besides how pretty she is her skin looks flawless, I only see skin like that on celebrities or photoshop pic which this may be.

    She is a BIG fan of photoshop.   Very self-centered and edits her pics A LOT!!!!   Check out the before/after pic.   She didn't like the way her thigh looked.   This is from her selfie blog.   Yes, she has an entire blog dedicated to taking her self portrait.  

    http://selfiemagic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PERFECTION.gif

    She has like 3K pictures of herself jumping and just doing stuff. She has what looks like professional pics of just her and her mom walking around town, buying flowers, going on a picnic. Since she doesnt go out, because she doesnt want her baby to catch "the gay" she takes pictures of herself and spends all day editing them so she sparkles.

    Its driving me nuts this nutjob is making $$$ this week because she is everywhere on the nest. But I cant help myself, I have never seen anything so ridiculous, and trainwreckish.  

  • it's a good thing they got pg the first month they tried... bc I'm guessing he'd have a hard time continuing to have sex with her much longer.

    it's nice to know her pics are photoshopped... as all models- they aren't that perfect.

    I used to be Goldie_locks_5 but the new nest is so screwed up that I was forced to start over.
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  • i'm hoping that she ends up begging for an epi. 
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  • imageakayf:

    imagekathy28:
    I don't want to be her but dam besides how pretty she is her skin looks flawless, I only see skin like that on celebrities or photoshop pic which this may be.

    She is a BIG fan of photoshop.   Very self-centered and edits her pics A LOT!!!!   Check out the before/after pic.   She didn't like the way her thigh looked.   This is from her selfie blog.   Yes, she has an entire blog dedicated to taking her self portrait.  

    http://selfiemagic.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/PERFECTION.gif

    wait... Why did she take a pic of herself on the floor in front of the crapper?!
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  • imagedebfife:
    i'm hoping that she ends up begging for an epi. 

    I think it is hysterical that so many people are wishing this girl

    gets the sex wrong of her baby, needs a c/s, bleeds all over her coming home dress, the air mattress pops, she breaks her water on her designer hospital gown 5 minutes in, she cant eat her snacks, am I forgetting anything?

  • imageBeachBaby07:

    imagedebfife:
    i'm hoping that she ends up begging for an epi. 

    I think it is hysterical that so many people are wishing this girl

    gets the sex wrong of her baby, needs a c/s, bleeds all over her coming home dress, the air mattress pops, she breaks her water on her designer hospital gown 5 minutes in, she cant eat her snacks, am I forgetting anything?

    that her husband comes out of the closet?

    Or returns his mail order bride?  

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  • imagedebfife:
    imageBeachBaby07:

    imagedebfife:
    i'm hoping that she ends up begging for an epi. 

    I think it is hysterical that so many people are wishing this girl

    gets the sex wrong of her baby, needs a c/s, bleeds all over her coming home dress, the air mattress pops, she breaks her water on her designer hospital gown 5 minutes in, she cant eat her snacks, am I forgetting anything?

    that her husband comes out of the closet?

    Or returns his mail order bride?  

    I think Russia probably only does Store Credit on Used Goods.......

    and he came WAY OUT when he wore that ridiculous purple Austin Powers Outfit....I seriously thought it was a Halloween Picnic

  • if you need another good laugh(and proof her husband is in the closet)  check out this pic.  

    http://prebabyblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jumpingjoy2-copy.jpg

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  • TSDTSD member
    Why is no one mentioning that at the time they decided to TTC she was 26 and he was 41 and they'd been MARRIED EIGHT YEARS already. So they got together right when she got to the US so she really WAS a mail order bride. I saw someone asked how they met and she said "too long of a story". I bet.
  • imageUsedToBeGoldie:

    imagelaurenpetro:
    Goldie, you forgot the pants. THE PANTS!!!!

    oh, sh!t- i didn't even see those b/c i was so busy looking at the shirt and boob. LOL

    You guys are cracking me up. 

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