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make me laugh

and the other nesties.. because i'm bored and really don't want to do what i'm doing right now.

links, jokes, whatevs. :)

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Re: make me laugh

  • A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

    The panda runs out the doors and yells to the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

    The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
  • imageuwhuskygirl:
    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

    The panda runs out the doors and yells to the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

    The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

    LOL.. that's awesome! 

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  • imageuwhuskygirl:
    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

    The panda runs out the doors and yells to the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

    The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."

    oh my gosh I actually laughed out loud :D That's great!

  • Hehe, thanks guys!

    It's my new favorite joke. 

  • http://www.autocorrectfail.org/popular

    Check it out. I laughed out loud more than once going through these..

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  • I love www.textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

    i don't think anyone else does on here though!

    uw, that was hilarious!

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  • imagesarack:

    I love www.textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

    i don't think anyone else does on here though!

    uw, that was hilarious!

    DH and I love textsfrombennett!  

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  • imagesarack:

    I love www.textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

    i don't think anyone else does on here though!

    uw, that was hilarious!

    TFB is pretty funny.

  • imagehallamb:

    http://www.autocorrectfail.org/popular

    Check it out. I laughed out loud more than once going through these..

    currently crying over this.. lol!

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  • imageuwhuskygirl:
    imagesarack:

    I love www.textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

    i don't think anyone else does on here though!

    uw, that was hilarious!

    TFB is pretty funny.

    do you read his part like you're a white gangsta? i do.. :) he's a rapper like me. we're 13% black people. we lost job opertunatys! lol.

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  • imagesarack:
    imagehallamb:

    http://www.autocorrectfail.org/popular

    Check it out. I laughed out loud more than once going through these..

    currently crying over this.. lol!

    Yay! Mission accomplished.

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  • imagesarack:
    imageuwhuskygirl:
    imagesarack:

    I love www.textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

    i don't think anyone else does on here though!

    uw, that was hilarious!

    TFB is pretty funny.

    do you read his part like you're a white gangsta? i do.. :) he's a rapper like me. we're 13% black people. we lost job opertunatys! lol.

    This is why we're going to be awesome as salt and peppa.

    Wouldn't we be like salt and saffron though? 

  • imageuwhuskygirl:
    imagesarack:
    imageuwhuskygirl:
    imagesarack:

    I love www.textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

    i don't think anyone else does on here though!

    uw, that was hilarious!

    TFB is pretty funny.

    do you read his part like you're a white gangsta? i do.. :) he's a rapper like me. we're 13% black people. we lost job opertunatys! lol.

    This is why we're going to be awesome as salt and peppa.

    Wouldn't we be like salt and saffron though? 

    can we be suga and spice instead? lol! we are going to be epic.
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  • imagesarack:
    can we be suga and spice instead? lol! we are going to be epic.

    Yes 

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