Crazy mail-order-bride had her baby...

missymuff

Her FB says:

"Lexi is 8lbs, 7 oz, with a full head of hair, 20 inches with a grand entrance worthy of a princess."

Oh here we go... 

 

carrierrie

Saw that and I'm sure it didn't go anything like she planned or she would have already told us so!

todds_wife

So do you think if it didn't go as planned (which I can't see being possible to the letter,) she will hide it, or fess up and then become one of those moms who makes fun of themselves and uses it as an example as she "knowingly" pats other future moms on their figurative heads and judgingly clucks "just you wait, sweetie, until you know as much as I do... you'll see."?

 

 

 

carrierrie

todds_wife:

So do you think if it didn't go as planned (which I can't see being possible to the letter,) she will hide it, or fess up and then become one of those moms who makes fun of themselves and uses it as an example as she "knowingly" pats other future moms on their figurative heads and judgingly clucks "just you want, sweetie, until you know as much as I do... you'll see.)?

You give her a lot of credit

todds_wife

carrierrie:

todds_wife:

So do you think if it didn't go as planned (which I can't see being possible to the letter,) she will hide it, or fess up and then become one of those moms who makes fun of themselves and uses it as an example as she "knowingly" pats other future moms on their figurative heads and judgingly clucks "just you wait, sweetie, until you know as much as I do... you'll see."?

You give her a lot of credit

Oh no - not at all... I mean it in the most barf-tastic, "use it as an excuse to roll her eyes at others" type thing possible.

 

sam&val

She's probably staging all sorts of photo shoots - putting baby in car, pulling up to house with baby, taking baby inside. Then photo-shopping the crap out of them.

shanbrite2

And she just posted a pic of them going home on FB... in the dress, no less!

Kmac-06

shanbrite2:

And she just posted a pic of them going home on FB... in the dress, no less!

I gotta see this...my work blocks FB, repost please!

BSweet823

shanbrite2:

And she just posted a pic of them going home on FB... in the dress, no less!

In that stupid dress and the baby is screaming!

shanbrite2

Kmac-06:

shanbrite2:

And she just posted a pic of them going home on FB... in the dress, no less!

I gotta see this...my work blocks FB, repost please!

 

goldenjes

I wonder if she really is that way, or if she'd put the dress on for the photo, then change into sweats.

shanbrite2

I kind of think that was not the photo she intended to post, given that her description of the photo was about the baby holding her thumb and them going home. 

todds_wife

goldenjes:

I wonder if she really is that way, or if she'd put the dress on for the photo, then change into sweats.

Word.

daisies0406

goldenjes:

I wonder if she really is that way, or if she'd put the dress on for the photo, then change into sweats.

This is totally what I was thinking just to prove people wrong.

Kmac-06

Wow, that does not look like a 2 days post-partum body.

And it does not look like she is wearing a giant pad (or even undies for that matter) under that dress!

carrierrie

She looks better 3 days PP than I do right now.  Gotta give her that even if it is fake.