Duvet covers are scary! A public service annoncment from Tinkerbelle...

Mrs.Palmison

Dear pestie friends,

I have a serious issue to bring to your attention. See, yesterday something super scary happened at our house. Mommy was washing ALL the bedding just cause. The duvet cover gets kind of dry in some spots and is still wet in others. So she hung it up on the bedroom door to finish drying out. 

WELL, it is heavy enough it made the door swing back and forth. This was SO scary. I had no choice but to hide under the bed, and pray that the scary cover would go away! Every so often, I would stick my head out to see if the coast was clear.

Mommy caught me peaking out. She felt really bad and sat down on the floor with me until I felt brave enough to come out. 

So PLEASE, avoid scaring your fur children by hiding all scary duvet covers! 

Hugs and kisses

Tinkerbelle 

mrs.jacinthe

Dear Tink:

I'll trade you a cranky cat with a toothache for your duvet cover.  Whaddaya think?  Yes?  (I can ship via fedex!!)

Slobbers,

Dot

Mrs.Palmison

Dear Dot,

Well I really love cats. Most of them are around my size. But my bubs Hanky is a cat attacking machine. For real, he tried to have one for Christmas dinner. We had no idea he had such rage inside him! 

So I guess we will have to stick with the devil we know for now. I am very impressed about your fed ex skills. 

Butt wiggles, 

Tinky 

mrs.jacinthe

Mrs.Palmison:

Dear Dot,

Well I really love cats. Most of them are around my size. But my bubs Hanky is a cat attacking machine. For real, he tried to have one for Christmas dinner. We had no idea he had such rage inside him! 

So I guess we will have to stick with the devil we know for now. I am very impressed about your fed ex skills. 

Butt wiggles, 

Tinky 

Tink,

Ok.  I'll admit I'm a little disappointed.  Cats are scary when they're angry, and I love duvet covers (they're fun to hide inside!).  But I guess I wouldn't want Hank to have to have the death of an old cat on his conscience, so I'll keep him.

Wags and kisses,

Dot

P.S. Momma says that my FedEx skills are mostly limited to tripping the delivery man, but she's clearly never seen me in action.

LadyShaSha

Dear Tink,

We completely agree.  Duvets and duvet covers are terrifying.  That is why decided to destroy the one in our house while mom & dad were at work.  You should consider doing the same.

Good luck!

Sadie & Winston

 

 

Mrs.Palmison

mrs.jacinthe:

Mrs.Palmison:

Dear Dot,

Well I really love cats. Most of them are around my size. But my bubs Hanky is a cat attacking machine. For real, he tried to have one for Christmas dinner. We had no idea he had such rage inside him! 

So I guess we will have to stick with the devil we know for now. I am very impressed about your fed ex skills. 

Butt wiggles, 

Tinky 

Tink,

Ok.  I'll admit I'm a little disappointed.  Cats are scary when they're angry, and I love duvet covers (they're fun to hide inside!).  But I guess I wouldn't want Hank to have to have the death of an old cat on his conscience, so I'll keep him.

Wags and kisses,

Dot

P.S. Momma says that my FedEx skills are mostly limited to tripping the delivery man, but she's clearly never seen me in action.

I am LOL at this!! 

Mrs.Palmison

Dear Sadie and Winston,

Yikes! You taught that comforter a lesson! I hope you did not get in too much troubles. 

Your friend, 

Tink

LuckyAngel07

Dear Tink,

Duvet covers are teh awesomes, actually. They let all of us be able to get up and sleeps on teh bed without worrying (too much!) 'bout getting it dirty, 'cuz Mommy can just throws it in teh washer machine! (It gots ta go in there now; someone got crud on it.)

So, we're sorry it scarded you, but we hope you will find it the awsomest soon, too!

Your Pals
Scamp, Sammy, & Zoey

GrayGhost13

Aww, she is so cute!

Mrs.Palmison

crazyincidents:

I am SO LMAO at this whole thread....

Dear Tinks,

I am so sorry you had that scary situation with the duvet; I am with Sadie and Winston, although I learned my lesson at 9 months old - don't mess with mom's bedding or you don't get the luxury of laying in it when it is dry.

How you feel about the duvet is how I feel about keys. If they are shaken too loudly or accidentally dropped on the floor (say off the table), I shake in my boots b/c of mommy's exH believing in a stupid training company called Bark Busters.  This company believes in throwing chains at a crate when a puppy is barking (and said puppy is in the crate - me being said puppy {5 yrs ago}).  It's a good thing mommy got rid of the crate and 'Daddy'.

I hope you are laying peacefully on that duvet now getting belly rubs from Mommy!

Paws and Prints,
Luci (and Linus, too) 

 

Dear Luci (And Linus) 

That does sound very scary! See, there are many scary things in the world. But keys would be extra tough. They are everywhere! 

Your mommy sounds like a tough cookie Sadly, I was kept off the fluffy clean bed till this morning. Then I jumped up and snoozed on Mommys pillow while she was in the shower. I'm sure she loves this! 

I hope you get lots of good snuggles too. 

Tinky 

Mrs.Palmison

LuckyAngel07:

Dear Tink,

Duvet covers are teh awesomes, actually. They let all of us be able to get up and sleeps on teh bed without worrying (too much!) 'bout getting it dirty, 'cuz Mommy can just throws it in teh washer machine! (It gots ta go in there now; someone got crud on it.)

So, we're sorry it scarded you, but we hope you will find it the awsomest soon, too!

Your Pals
Scamp, Sammy, & Zoey

Hi friends! 

See this is the tough part.I love the fluffy bed when it is all put together! I was pretty puzzled why the one part of it was so scary! I like it very much betters all smoothed out. And yes, ours is a kind that can go in the washers. Good things, cause I raged peed on it one time another girl dog came to visit. I was kin troubles for a LONG time after that. I hope you enjoy your snuggles. 

Tinky 

NotJennay

Mrs.Palmison:

Hi friends! 

See this is the tough part.I l've the fluffy bed when it is all put together! I was pretty puzzled why the one part of it was so scary! I like it very much betters all smoothed out. And yes, ours is a kind that can go in the washers. Good things, cause I raged peed on it one time another girl dog came to visit. I was kin troubles for a LONG time after that. I hope you enjoy your snuggles. 

Tinky 

Dear Tinky,

It's okay, I've stared Mommy down while rage pooping on the bed because she went out on a weeknight.  I got my stairs to the bed taken away for that one , but she didn't put me in the free dog box!

I'm glad you've been saved from the duvet cover of doom!  I'm sure it will be very nice to sleep on tonight!

Gloria

MarSamWhitney

Awww, such a cutie!

Kaiene

LuckyAngel07:

Dear Tink,

Duvet covers are teh awesomes, actually. They let all of us be able to get up and sleeps on teh bed without worrying (too much!) 'bout getting it dirty, 'cuz Mommy can just throws it in teh washer machine! (It gots ta go in there now; someone got crud on it.)

So, we're sorry it scarded you, but we hope you will find it the awsomest soon, too!

Your Pals
Scamp, Sammy, & Zoey

Tink, I have to agree with Scamp, Sammy and Zoey. I like to hide my gray and white self in the middle of Mommy and Daddy's duvet cover. The white part of me must blend in really good because they always say they can't see me!

Love,

Loki