You ladies might appreciate this gem.
I went out for my sister's birthday last night. Per her request, we had a fanshee shmanshee dinner first, and then proceeded to the nearest Karaoke bar, against my will I might add. Sister insisted we all take a turn singing, so I insisted I needed more wine.
Three of those mini bottles later, and this girl found the only Ray Stevens song boasted on the song menu of this particular Karaoke bar. Yes, that's right, I sang "The Streak". Have no clue what I'm talking about? Youtube it, you can thank me later.
Anyhoo, that's not the best part. I woke up this morning woozy and went to go potty the dogs. I found the extendo leash for Mario, and for some reason it was covered in mud (it's been raining here). I started to wonder why DH dropped it on the ground and didn't wipe it off. Then I remembered the gem: When I took Mario out last night before bed, he saw something in the dark, took off, I locked the extendo, and darned it if he didn't pull so hard that I completely (and I mean totally) wiped out in my own muddy front yard - thank goodness we live in the country so no one was there to see it. I just found a pile of my own muddy clothes in the bathroom. Oh Mario
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