Open Letter Wednesday

asilsjf

Because I need one!

 

Dear "roommate"-

 I get that you're trying to save money, I really do.  But you're renting a ROOM in my house.  You simply cannot empty your storage unit and fill up my garage, living/dining room, and coat closet with your random crap.  This is not what we agreed to.  If you NEEDED to move this stuff out of your storage unit, you needed to ask us first.  This house is not 1/3 yours just because you pay rent.  

 Sincerely,

girl who can't wait 52 more days until you move out!

todds_wife

Dear asilsjf's roommate,

You never fail to leave my jaw dropping in awe of your antics.

Signed,

a horrified onlooker

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Dear Cooper,

You are freaking adorbs...  no doubt.  and you spin in circles and do all kinds of fun things.

But could you crawl?  Pretty please.  If your 8 month old cousin down in Texas crawls before you, Grandma is going to be AWFUL about it, and then mommy will have to tell her to shove it, and that is just uncomfortable.

Besides, you got places to go - like it says above your crib - "OH THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!!"

I love you buddy - now put those wheels on, m'kay?

-Mommy

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Dear Coffee-

Thank you for bein' a friend.

That is all.

Me

 

BlueLikeJazz

Dear Self,

Run Faster.  This getting slower business isn't cool.  Lets pick up the pace a little.

-Brain who knows you can do better

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Dear MIL,

Yes, I'm going to Australia.  Yes, It's for work.  Now leave me alone!  I don't want to tell you every little detail about my trip so back off!

-DIL

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Dear Work,

Please o Please o Please pay for both of our tickets.  It will save you guys about $6K, and technically its your policy that you will pay for 2 economy tickets instead of 1 business class ticket.  I just need the right approval.  PLEASE! 

-Girl who wants to save some $$$

coloradogirl06

Dear body,

Let's kick this cold out of here. 3 weeks and two colds is not fun, I'm ready to stop coughing and feeling like poo. Let's do this!

Thanks,

Pregnant mama

 

Dear work,

I know I have a performance review tomorrow, and I know I'm supposed to fill out the very long and worthless form for it, but can you just reference the last one I filled out last year? Everything is still the same. Plus, with this cold, I really could care less.

Thanks,

Your dedicated long-time employee

 

Dear DH,

Happy Birthday!  Unfortunately, I probably haven't stepped up to make you feel special yet today, but as previously noted, this cold is making me miserable. I'll try to step up before the day is over and get a mushy card from me and a gift from DS, I look forward to having lunch with you!

Your loving wifey

RoxBride

Dear hardwood floors,

I love you, but why can't you please be self cleaning? I swear I spend a quarter of my time lovingly tending to you, but you just don't stay clean.

Love,

Rox

 

taratru

Dear Keri,

I know it's tempting to want the baby to move, but seriously....you don't want him to move.  Soon you will be longing for the days when you could just put him in a place and walk away.  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting him to talk and then it's all over.

Love, trust me.

ziggy23213

Dear DH's company,

Please please please please please transfer DH to Pittsburgh.  And please please please do so without asking him to take a 30% pay cut.  Seriously??  That is just plain ridiculous.

Sincerely,

The girl who really wants to punch HR in the gonads right now

 

Dear ute and fallopian biotches,

It would be great if you could get one freaking thing right and let my HSG not be too horribly painful.

Hugs and kisses,

Your body 

andrealynn0707

taratru:

Dear Keri,

I know it's tempting to want the baby to move, but seriously....you don't want him to move.  Soon you will be longing for the days when you could just put him in a place and walk away.  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting him to talk and then it's all over.

Love, trust me.

Dear Keri-

 trew knows what's up. For realz. 

Love you bunches!

Andrea

todds_wife

andrealynn0707:

taratru:

Dear Keri,

I know it's tempting to want the baby to move, but seriously....you don't want him to move.  Soon you will be longing for the days when you could just put him in a place and walk away.  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting him to talk and then it's all over.

Love, trust me.

Dear Keri-

 trew knows what's up. For realz. 

Love you bunches!

Andrea

Dear Nesties,

It's all fun and games with the non moving child until you are trying to jam him into the City Mini for his first day of college.

Just sayin' 

Signed,

Coops_Mom

 

Sunflower22

Dear "friend",

My self-esteem took a nose dive when I found out what you really think of me, especially when you gave me an explanation and I see who you are still friends with. Can't make me feel anything more than awful, especially thinking we were pretty good friends.

Yours,
confused 

sadie sadie

Sunflower22:

Dear "friend",

My self-esteem took a nose dive when I found out what you really think of me, especially when you gave me an explanation and I see who you are still friends with. Can't make me feel anything more than awful, especially thinking we were pretty good friends.

Yours,
confused 

and

sadie sadie

taratru:

Dear Keri,

I know it's tempting to want the baby to move, but seriously....you don't want him to move.  Soon you will be longing for the days when you could just put him in a place and walk away.  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting him to talk and then it's all over.

Love, trust me.

This!!!!

sadie sadie

I can see it now.  Nestie kids first day at college.  Cooper in a stoller.  Cameron with his paci and Lily still nursing.

uteandbuff

todds_wife:

andrealynn0707:

taratru:

Dear Keri,

I know it's tempting to want the baby to move, but seriously....you don't want him to move.  Soon you will be longing for the days when you could just put him in a place and walk away.  Next thing you know, you'll be wanting him to talk and then it's all over.

Love, trust me.

Dear Keri-

 trew knows what's up. For realz. 

Love you bunches!

Andrea

Dear Nesties,

It's all fun and games with the non moving child until you are trying to jam him into the City Mini for his first day of college.

Just sayin' 

Signed,

Coops_Mom

 

Dearest Keri -

 He'll get it - don't worry.   But seriously - enjoy the non mobile phase while you can.  

Love, the mom who stubbed her toe diving into the bathroom to stop her baby from pulling the hot flat iron down on himself this morning

taratru

sadie sadie:

I can see it now.  Nestie kids first day at college.  Cooper in a stoller.  Cameron with his paci and Lily still nursing.

And Ainsley still only saying dada, sissy, puppy and WHOA.

asilsjf

taratru:

sadie sadie:

I can see it now.  Nestie kids first day at college.  Cooper in a stoller.  Cameron with his paci and Lily still nursing.

And Ainsley still only saying dada, sissy, puppy and WHOA.

You know, you can get a lot done with those words.

 

xyllah

grummble. Grummble grummble.