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How to tell him to "manscape?"

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to recommend that my DH do some grooming "down there" without sounding insulting or mean?  We just got married 4 months ago and he's already quit!  And here I thought I'm the one who's supposed to let myself go.... ha ha :)
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Re: How to tell him to "manscape?"

  • "Mind trimming that hedge? I almost put my eye out."
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  • Do you currently landscape your pubic area? If so, it should be easy to, and possibly in a sexually suggestive way and voice, say how hot it would be if you both trimmed down, maybe for valentines. I know this implies one time, but I'd be willing to bet that after he tries it, he would love it. Most men I know don't have a big issue with "trimming". Thats very different than asking him to completly shave it. I ask the question above because, depending on his preferences, if you are not shaved and you are asking him to, the question may come back in reverse.

     You can also make additional subtle comments during this conversation like, how you really think it would highlight how gorgeous his d*ck looks, or how much you could imagine him being your own personal CK underwear model, etc. I think it all depends on the man. Some respond to praise, and if he is fairly sexual, this should not create alot of shock. Given, the above is just my two cents. Good luck, and be sure to let us know how it goes.

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  • "Hi Honey. While I do enjoy flossing, I'd rather do it in the bathroom. With floss. Thanks"

    Or you could just start coughing up hairballs.  That's subtle :)

  • Just tell him that the longer pubes make it less pleasant for you to give head.
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  • imageJennifer0807:

    "Hi Honey. While I do enjoy flossing, I'd rather do it in the bathroom. With floss. Thanks"

    Or you could just start coughing up hairballs.  That's subtle :)

     

    Hahaha love this!

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  • "Babe, I normally enjoy being down here, but I'm seriously about to suffocate.  Would you mind trimming up a bit."

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  • I loved these ideas! haha!  I kept it nice, and I attempted to be a little sexy about it... "babe, you know, it was so hot how you had it for the honeymoon."  Seemed to work by Monday! :)

     

    Not going to lie, I had a hard time not cracking up when I brought it up, as all I could think about was "flossing"--ha!

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  • I would just tell him that it will make his wiener look a lot bigger if he were to trim the hair that's covering the bottom half of it.
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    I would just tell him that it will make his wiener look a lot bigger if he were to trim the hair that's covering the bottom half of it.

    For the win!!!

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  • imagecrystalbaby:
    I would just tell him that it will make his wiener look a lot bigger if he were to trim the hair that's covering the bottom half of it.

    I've used this line and the flossing line in the past...

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  • Why run around the issue when you can just get to the point? I would just tell him flat out rather than send subtle hints. "I would appreciate it if you kept yourself trimmed down there."

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  • The tree trunk looks bigger when you trim the grass.

    I say this to guys when I do couples sex toy parties, lol.

    I tell them men who manscape get more blow jobs and more testicle cuddles.

     

  • LOL That is Hilarious!!!
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