Trouble in Paradise
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STF! Let's make it good

. So, who keeps condoms in their pocketbook?
Look with your special eyes.

Re: STF! Let's make it good

  • Those condoms are almost always expired, you know.

     

    This isn't exactly STF, but it made me laugh. DH started sucking on my ear in his sleep last night. 

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • I keep prophylactics in mine.
    This is my siggy.
  • There's currently an empty space in my purse where I keep a backup condom.
    Look with your special eyes.
  • I had one of those great make out sessions that makes you, how do I say this, pulsate with anticipation, I guess? I kept trying to wrap a leg around him, but he nonchalantly would move his leg on mine and keep it pinned down. Not letting me rush it basically. Everything was just slow and he took his time everywhere.

    It was one of those "I am so in love with this man" sessions. 

  • We had to wash the sheets on Wednesday night. 

    Embarrassed

    This is my siggy.
  • imageJennifer0807:

    I had one of those great make out sessions that makes you, how do I say this, pulsate with anticipation, I guess? I kept trying to wrap a leg around him, but he nonchalantly would move his leg on mine and keep it pinned down. Not letting me rush it basically. Everything was just slow and he took his time everywhere.

    It was one of those "I am so in love with this man" sessions. 

    I MISS YOU. Come back and play full time.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • imagelint+licker:
    . So, who keeps condoms in their pocketbook?

    Yep. And just had to replace it.... and not because it was expired Wink

  • imagelint+licker:
    imageJennifer0807:

    I had one of those great make out sessions that makes you, how do I say this, pulsate with anticipation, I guess? I kept trying to wrap a leg around him, but he nonchalantly would move his leg on mine and keep it pinned down. Not letting me rush it basically. Everything was just slow and he took his time everywhere.

    It was one of those "I am so in love with this man" sessions. 

    I MISS YOU. Come back and play full time.

    Who are you?

    Stick out tongue  Just kidding!

  • imageJennifer0807:
    imagelint+licker:
    imageJennifer0807:

    I had one of those great make out sessions that makes you, how do I say this, pulsate with anticipation, I guess? I kept trying to wrap a leg around him, but he nonchalantly would move his leg on mine and keep it pinned down. Not letting me rush it basically. Everything was just slow and he took his time everywhere.

    It was one of those "I am so in love with this man" sessions. 

    I MISS YOU. Come back and play full time.

    Who are you?

    Stick out tongue  Just kidding!

     

    CryingCrying

     

    I've been dating this guy for 7-8 weeks now, and we're going to dinner on Saturday night instead of Valentine's Day, since I have choir practice on that day.  We haven't been dating long, and it's not serious.  I know he's going to get me something.  I don't feel comfortable being mushy (it's not that kind of relationship).  What do I get him, if anything?  A ticket that says "IOU one fantastic beej"?  He's not a sweets person, either.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • imagelint+licker:
    imageJennifer0807:
    imagelint+licker:
    imageJennifer0807:

    I had one of those great make out sessions that makes you, how do I say this, pulsate with anticipation, I guess? I kept trying to wrap a leg around him, but he nonchalantly would move his leg on mine and keep it pinned down. Not letting me rush it basically. Everything was just slow and he took his time everywhere.

    It was one of those "I am so in love with this man" sessions. 

    I MISS YOU. Come back and play full time.

    Who are you?

    Stick out tongue  Just kidding!

     

    CryingCrying

     

    I've been dating this guy for 7-8 weeks now, and we're going to dinner on Saturday night instead of Valentine's Day, since I have choir practice on that day.  We haven't been dating long, and it's not serious.  I know he's going to get me something.  I don't feel comfortable being mushy (it's not that kind of relationship).  What do I get him, if anything?  A ticket that says "IOU one fantastic beej"?  He's not a sweets person, either.

    DTMFA.

    Big Smile 

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • Don't cry. It was just in response to your new name :)

    I think I would just get him a card. Does he like to read? Oh, what about making him food? You said he doesn't really like sweets, but maybe oatmeal cookies? IDK. I am a bad gift giver. 

  • imageESDReturns:
    imagelint+licker:

    I've been dating this guy for 7-8 weeks now, and we're going to dinner on Saturday night instead of Valentine's Day, since I have choir practice on that day.  We haven't been dating long, and it's not serious.  I know he's going to get me something.  I don't feel comfortable being mushy (it's not that kind of relationship).  What do I get him, if anything?  A ticket that says "IOU one fantastic beej"?  He's not a sweets person, either.

    DTMFA.

    Big Smile 

    Right?  Who prefers NOT to eat chocolate?  Maybe I'll buy him some buffalo wings.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • I hooked up with a FWB Wednesday night.  Girl on top is way more fun wearing a cowboy hat Wink

    imagelint+licker:

    I've been dating this guy for 7-8 weeks now, and we're going to dinner on Saturday night instead of Valentine's Day, since I have choir practice on that day.  We haven't been dating long, and it's not serious.  I know he's going to get me something.  I don't feel comfortable being mushy (it's not that kind of relationship).  What do I get him, if anything?  A ticket that says "IOU one fantastic beej"?  He's not a sweets person, either.

     

    C*ckr ing, cat of 9 tails, some other kinky fun toy?? 

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  • imagebroccolitree:

    This is AMAZING.

    Happy Valentine's Day. Here you go, have some athlete's foot!

    Look with your special eyes.
  • Take him out for steak.  Tell him if his next evaluation goes well, he'll get a promotion and a bj.

     

    DH and I both had Monday off, so we slept in, had morning sex, and watched As Good as It Gets.  Good times, Noodle salad.

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  • imageJennifer0807:

    I had one of those great make out sessions that makes you, how do I say this, pulsate with anticipation, I guess? I kept trying to wrap a leg around him, but he nonchalantly would move his leg on mine and keep it pinned down. Not letting me rush it basically. Everything was just slow and he took his time everywhere.

    It was one of those "I am so in love with this man" sessions. 

    I need one of those. Lately we're very "I'm half asleep, let's stumble to bed and see if we wake up enough to fcuk".

    Tonight I am determined that after our fancy dinner we are having fancy hot sex. Possibly making out in public to get things started. We'll see.  

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