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CLEAR ::boom::

That is the sound of me trying to resuscitate the board. Only boom seems like the wrong word for the sound.

 

Please don't die on me now. I have an hour left.

Post anything. ANYTHING!

Here is a random news story about the Houston Bad Wig Bandit

http://www.click2houston.com/news/FBI-searches-for-bad-wig-bandit/-/1735978/8627558/-/th84jy/-/index.html

It's like they aren't even trying anymore to come up with good criminal names.

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  • If you haven't seen this yet, you should.

    http://youtu.be/CbmbdWK6338

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  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RsXIgxFcH0

     

    I seriously, sincerely adore this song.  I sing it and do a waggly-butt dance at least once a day.

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  • I had to pull that up all covert like on my iphone.

    So beautiful and heartfelt.

  • My husband and I watch local news in the morning.  A couple of days ago, one of the newscasters was bit by a dog during a segment (it happened after we left for work).  I found out about it when I had the evening news on after work.  I went running into the other room to tell my husband about it.  Since then, they have been giving updates on her condition (she had to have plastic surgery and was in the hospital overnight) and we make sure we watch in order to get those updates.

    I think this makes my husband and me 80 years old.

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  • I just saw a fukking weird pregnancy announcement via FB.  Family sitting on the couch.  Ad is reading What to Expect.  Son 1 is reading baby names hood.  Son 2 is reading a kids' bible (huh?), Mom's head is in a trash can.  Classy.
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  • Trash can?

    Will and I are watching Wall E while Evie naps. I'm also knitting.  

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  • I'm watching the Pebble Beach Pro-Am on the Golf Channel.  They're interviewing the celebrities as they finish and one of them made some weird comments about how some other guy and his caddy must be husband and husband because they're wearing matching pants.  He said, "they just legalized gay marriage here, right?  Maybe that's what they've got going on."

     

  • i was super busy from 1-4!

    when i got back to my desk there was a big Lindt milk chocolate bar on my chair, from the colleague who gives everyone in our group one every year near V-day. i've already eaten about half of it.

    derek is man sick so even though he's been off work today and yesterday, he asked me to pick up ali from daycare. because his cold medicine is making him hiiiiigh.

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  • mansickness fills me with hard to conceal rage
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  • imagewingedbride:

    Here is a random news story about the Houston Bad Wig Bandit

    http://www.click2houston.com/news/FBI-searches-for-bad-wig-bandit/-/1735978/8627558/-/th84jy/-/index.html

    It's like they aren't even trying anymore to come up with good criminal names.

    I was hoping it'd be Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • I'm not getting the trash can.

     

    But hey! Guess who just got off the phone with the Director of Women's Nursing at the hospital that effed up my cerclage last time?

    This girl.

    And she was so nice and she is new from the person in charge last time and was so reassuring that they wouldn't treat me like arseholes this time.

  • Isn't her head in the trash can because she's vomiting? 
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  • I just got back from boxing and finished eating my lunch. I'm seriously shaking from the workout. There was a little person in the class with me. I'm fairly certain she could have kicked my butt.

     

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  • I'm ridiculously excited to see this Pompeii exhibit tonight. I was going to post a link but their site must be slammed right now. This is the last weekend of the exhibit and there's a warning on the homepage that this weekend will be EXTREMELY BUSY!!! and that all tickets for tomorrow are already sold out.

    I'm glad I decided to go tonight instead. I don't want a repeat of the Harry Potter exhibit.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • when i read "head in a trash can" i imagined it like she was wearing it, like a drunk person wearing a lampshade at a a stereotypical office party. so vomiting would be a very bad thing in that scenario.

    but maybe it is, like you suggest, in her lap with her head facing down. i hope.

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  • imagekatie.i.do:

    when i read "head in a trash can" i imagined it like she was wearing it, like a drunk person wearing a lampshade at a a stereotypical office party. so vomiting would be a very bad thing in that scenario.

    but maybe it is, like you suggest, in her lap with her head facing down. i hope.

    LOL me too!

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    mansickness fills me with hard to conceal rage

     

    I totally get mansick.  When I get a cold, I lie in bed all day until Mr. Kuus comes in to check on me, and then I reach beseechingly for him so that he can pat me and tell me that I will eventually get better, and that I shouldn't assume that the cold will last forever and make end of life plans.

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  • Do I like these?

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    Sorry for my flailing nostrils, they're real big.

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    Also, ever since reading Noisy's post about not being able to wear belts I'm feeling self conscious. I'm constantly tugging them down, maybe I can't wear them either.

    Anyway, boots? Keep or return? 

  • They're hideous. Send them to San Diego so I can properly dispose of them.

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  • Oh, and I like the belt on you.

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  • I like it too, but only if I stand completely still and stop breathing. I'll work on that... Danke!
  • I like the boots. 
  • love the boots, love the belt, love you!

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  • Yes - head down in a trash can.  Hezz - I LOVE everything about what you're wearing.  Love it.  Including the boots.  Love.  
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  • I skipped work this afternoon and got a shellac manicure. I love it so far. 

     Hezz I like the boots and love the belt.  Belts for everyone! I'm the belt pusher man!

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  • I love everything about Hezz's outfit except for the fact that I'd never be able to pull it off.
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  • Hezz looks like she should be atop a polo horse in a vanity fair spread. 
  • I love the boots and the belt, and the legs and the face.

    I like that whole situation going on in that general direction.

  • this could be the wine talking, but is anyone else thinking a hezz, jens, fenton gtg would be fab?  you know at some nice resort where clothing is optional.
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  • imagemashedpotato:
    this could be the wine talking, but is anyone else thinking a hezz, jens, fenton gtg would be fab?  you know at some nice resort where clothing is optional.

    I'm not sure the world wouldn't like explode or something. 

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