North Florida Nesties
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
So my BFF from back home is a home-care PT. Most of her patients are geriatric, and she has some of the most hilarious stories. One involves her sitting in a patient's new recliner and remarking about how comfortable it is, only to find out that the patient got it after her neighbor died in it the previous day.
Today's gem had me literally running to the sink to spit out my mouthful of coke:
Keep in mind all parties involved are over 80
Resident 1:How's your hangover?
Resident 2: (shaking head) I found my teeth in the toilet this morning.
Resident 3: That's better than finding someone else's teeth in your mouth. That opens up a whole new set of problems.
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional 
"You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you." - Dale Carnegie