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Bought a Kindle... (bval related, not about Aldeux)

... because she was too f00cking "weak" to pick up the book she was reading.

I'm sure you all know what blog I'm referencing.

Oh, and she only has enough concentration to watch episodes of Charmed. Yeah, just like I only usually have enough concentration to watch episode after episode of Gilmore girls.  But as a FUNCTIONING ADULT, I have other responsibilities and have to turn off the f00king dvd player occasionally.

Oh, and she's glad she's no longer here because all she was doing was "judging people who didn't need judging".  Wow, it's amazing how she could so easily dish it but not take it.  And she thinks this is making her a better person. Actually said that.  So we were a-okay when she was a reg here and judging the ever loving shyte out of people.  But now she's better than us.  The thing is... if we weren't honest about what we thought about her "issues", she'd still be here... dishing it out.  It's amazing how that works. 

Oh, and she's got more of an excuse because her loser azz sister is only Bipolar II and she's Bipolar I.  I guess that now level of bipolarness is a competition, y'all!  What a thing to be smug about!

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Re: Bought a Kindle... (bval related, not about Aldeux)

  • Can I just add, did you see the part where she's trying to convince Brandon that they should move into a 1st floor apartment when their lease is up, and he said no? Because he hates moving?

    Uh, I hate moving too, fellah, but if my f00cking spouse couldn't WALK, I'd move to a 1st floor apartment!

    I used to feel sorry for Brandon, but now I'm thinking he might be an ***. Either that, or she's just making sh*t up to seem like a martyr.  

  • imagesmock.smock:

    Can I just add, did you see the part where she's trying to convince Brandon that they should move into a 1st floor apartment when their lease is up, and he said no? Because he hates moving?

    Uh, I hate moving too, fellah, but if my f00cking spouse couldn't WALK, I'd move to a 1st floor apartment!

    I used to feel sorry for Brandon, but now I'm thinking he might be an ***. Either that, or she's just making sh*t up to seem like a martyr.  

    But he's sick toooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Dude, how are two 22 year olds (or however old they are) THIS unhealthy and managed to find each other in high school? 

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  • Ummm....can I just ask how a Kindle is that much lighter than a paperback? Sure my Nook is nice and light, but a paperback isn't that freaking heavy!
  • imagesmock.smock:

    Can I just add, did you see the part where she's trying to convince Brandon that they should move into a 1st floor apartment when their lease is up, and he said no? Because he hates moving?

    Uh, I hate moving too, fellah, but if my f00cking spouse couldn't WALK, I'd move to a 1st floor apartment!

    I used to feel sorry for Brandon, but now I'm thinking he might be an ***. Either that, or she's just making sh*t up to seem like a martyr.  

     

    This part amazed me. She even said she preferred the second floor - who prefers the second floor over being able to leave the house on their own? What if the apartment caught fire or something while she was there alone? And how can moving be more exhausting than carrying your wife up and down the stairs every day?

    Maybe some of her whole deal is true, I don't know, but that blog just reads like a laundry list of excuses for everything under the sun.

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  • I would bet Penny Lane's life on the fact that, if her apartment caught fire, she'd magically regain the use of her legs in about 12 seconds flat.

     

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  • imageimoan:

    I would bet Penny Lane's life on the fact that, if her apartment caught fire, she'd magically regain the use of her legs in about 12 seconds flat.

     

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    And then it would be a medical miracle ya'll!

  • imageimoan:

    I would bet Penny Lane's life on the fact that, if her apartment caught fire, she'd magically regain the use of her legs in about 12 seconds flat.

     

     

    True facts. But on the blog the story would probably be that Annie divined at precisely the right moment and swooped in and saved bval just in time before collapsing herself. And then Annie rose from the grave three days later and healed bval so she could walk again. Just like Jesus.

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  • image8daysaweek:
    imageimoan:

    I would bet Penny Lane's life on the fact that, if her apartment caught fire, she'd magically regain the use of her legs in about 12 seconds flat.

     

     

    True facts. But on the blog the story would probably be that Annie divined at precisely the right moment and swooped in and saved bval just in time before collapsing herself. And then Annie rose from the grave three days later and healed bval so she could walk again. Just like Jesus.

    Dead!  Just... dead!

    But, unfortunately... I don't have Annie's magical powers--- so I'll remain dead for quite some time. 

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  • imageJustDuckyDancer:
    Ummm....can I just ask how a Kindle is that much lighter than a paperback? Sure my Nook is nice and light, but a paperback isn't that freaking heavy!
    right? And doesn't she only read comic books and d&d manuals? Not like heavy weight tomes, those! She is more ridiculous by the day. And whattup. With hoping Brandon leaves the foldout. Out and puts sheets on it? I thought we were supposed to recognize him as her shining knight who anticipated her every need -now shes worried about sheets and having to crawl to her Disney Dvds? Her Shits do not add up.
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  • imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.
    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.
    it gets better every day! The tangled web of mystery!
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  • imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.

    I CAN'T!  You know me by now... I like to read things that make me want to rip my hair out.  Were you around in 2010 when I used to go to Buying a Home just to get pissed off?  Or Attachment Parenting.  But I've been good... I haven't been to either of those boards in awhile.  Let me have The Tale of CrayCray and Annie!

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  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.
    it gets better every day! The tangled web of mystery!

    You are a bad influence. Terrible.

    ::sigh::

    I can't help but love you, too.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imageimoan:

    imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.

    I CAN'T!  You know me by now... I like to read things that make me want to rip my hair out.  Were you around in 2010 when I used to go to Buying a Home just to get pissed off?  Or Attachment Parenting.  But I've been good... I haven't been to either of those boards in awhile.  Let me have The Tale of CrayCray and Annie!

    LOL/ 

    I used to love lurking on AP. Blended Families was always good for a trainwreck as well. 

    Was it not you who pointed out that the more we discuss this the more er encourage this? Or maybe that was the point? TO encourage? 

    ***. I have too much backspace editing going on now. This signifies that I need to step away from the keyboard and get my ass in bed. MwaH!

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • imageMuddled:

    imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.
    it gets better every day! The tangled web of mystery!

    You are a bad influence. Terrible.

    ::sigh::

    I can't help but love you, too.

    you have me all wrong! I'm just sn innocent bystander and people keep dragging comments about the best blog ever out of me. I don't even WANT to talk about it! Olive you too, Mud. Now what the fructose is a sick mreechan?
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  • And Edith- I thought the same thing about her reading material.  She is not hefting around Anna Karenina... she's reading books about f00king video games or inspired by video games.
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  • I'm drinking. 

    Fuvck.

    Now I need to go read that piss.  

    ETA: I hate that she uses song lyrics to all my favorite songs as her title posts. Gawd. At least leave Linkin Park alone! And Our Lady Peace! 

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  • imageJustDuckyDancer:
    Ummm....can I just ask how a Kindle is that much lighter than a paperback? Sure my Nook is nice and light, but a paperback isn't that freaking heavy!

    And who is paying for her Kindle books? Don't those things cost money? Or are comic books free?

    fiizzlee = vag ** fiizzle = peen ** Babies shouldn't be born wit thangs ** **They're called first luddz fo' a reason -- mo' is supposed ta come after. Yo Ass don't git a medal fo' marryin yo' prom date. Unless yo ass is imoan. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Then yo ass git a all-expenses paid cruise ta tha Mediterranean n' yo ass git ta hook up Jared Padalecki on tha flight over while bustin yo' jammies. But still no medal.
  • The sister part was very telling. I'm no specialist, but it would be my diagnosis that she is trying to be better than her sister. Since she can't outperform her, she's going to out sick her. 
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  • Is she sleeping with Annie? How old is BV and her H? What illness does the H have and what does he do for a living?

     

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  • imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.

    I was seriously going to say this. But my extreme boredom got the best of me, so I checked out her blog. 

    Oh.

    My. 

    God. 

    This girl is so fuuuucked up. I mean, like whoa. 

    What pisses me off this most is that there are people out there that legitimately cannot move, cannot feel their legs, cannot lift their arms enough to dye their own hair. 

    And, not that my opinion is worth a ton, but I believe that she believes what she is typing is true. I think she is so, so fuucked up that she *believes* she has some mystery disorder, and none of the doctors she visits will ever be able to solve it. 

    On the one hand, she annoys the shits out of me, and on the other hand, I genuinely feel sad for her. She seems so, so unhappy and unhealthy. 

     

    Oh oh oh! ETA, I really did lol when I read, "Rolled down the hall to the living room." Do you think she meant "rolled" as in in her wheelchair? Because I am seriously picturing her *rolling*. Like I used to roll down a big hill. 

  • imageMKESweetie:

    imageMuddled:
    imoan, honey, I love you, but STEP AWAY FROM THE BLOG.

    I was seriously going to say this. But my extreme boredom got the best of me, so I checked out her blog. 


    Oh oh oh! ETA, I really did lol when I read, "Rolled down the hall to the living room." Do you think she meant "rolled" as in in her wheelchair? Because I am seriously picturing her *rolling*. Like I used to roll down a big hill. 

    ::Looks around and whispers::

    I did too.

    ::Hangs head in shame::

     

    The mental image of Bval rolling down her hallway has me cracking up. Thanks.

     

    Karma- About Annie, who knows. I think she just has a girl crush on her at this point. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she found someone so similar to her. That can't be easy. 

    Bval and her H are both in their early 20's. They got married in high school. I don't know how he is sick, but by all accounts, he seems to be a very dedicated and loyal man. He was also a caretaker for his mom before she died of cancer, poor man. 

     

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • I try to stay away, but curiosity gets the better of me. It took me months to quit doughmesstic.

    Although it seems like she feeds off people reading her posts and then writing about it on the nest.

  • imagedoglove:

    I try to stay away, but curiosity gets the better of me. It took me months to quit doughmesstic.

    Although it seems like she feeds off people reading her posts and then writing about it on the nest.

    Whatever happened to doughmesstic?

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  • Reading that blog makes my head hurt literally (the background, wtf) and figuratively. Sometimes I can read it for the trainwrecky entertainment factor but most of the time I just get mad. 

     

  • imageLucyHoneychrrch:
    imagedoglove:

    I try to stay away, but curiosity gets the better of me. It took me months to quit doughmesstic.

    Although it seems like she feeds off people reading her posts and then writing about it on the nest.

    Whatever happened to doughmesstic?

    I thought she deleted everything and either is blogging totally privately or else stopped altogether.

    As far as the Kindle goes, I'm loling, especially since my Nook with its case is probably a bit heavier than a paperback. I'm so sad she's not ingenious enough to realize she can, like, set the book down and just, yanno, turn the pages and stuff.

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    imageLucyHoneychrrch:
    imagedoglove:

    I try to stay away, but curiosity gets the better of me. It took me months to quit doughmesstic.

    Although it seems like she feeds off people reading her posts and then writing about it on the nest.

    Whatever happened to doughmesstic?

    I thought she deleted everything and either is blogging totally privately or else stopped altogether.

    I think she deleted all the entries based on the affair and her feelings about the affair, right after she found out he did it again. I remember her posting something that was like, "I'm going to be positive now and it's going to work."

    And that's when I could no longer stand to read it anymore.

  • Ewww, remember when she "took back the truck"? 

    *hurl*

     

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  • imageLucyHoneychrrch:

    Ewww, remember when she "took back the truck"? 

    *hurl*

     

    Oh yes. She was effed up. I felt sad for her that her self esteem was so low that she would stick with such a d-bag kind of guy.

  • imageLucyHoneychrrch:

    Ewww, remember when she "took back the truck"? 

    *hurl*

     

    EWWWW. I had finally scrubbed this disgusting little tale from my memory and now it's back! 

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