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Kidisms? Anyone?

Here's mine. Little Miss E tonight didn't have much interest in dinner or sitting at the table during dinner, but she did find a package of gummy bears she wanted. When I wouldn't open them for her and told her she needed to eat her dinner, she took the package back and went and found the nail clippers. She brought both of them to me and gave me her hand, so i could trim her nails while she got bribed with candy. If we hadn't been eating dinner, she probably would have won!

Re: Kidisms? Anyone?

  • Avery wants to be a Benards (Menards) cashier or a Valentinos server when she grows up.
  • when I give L the crackers she doesn't like, she scoots in the other room to feed them to athena.  Then comes back and signs more and repeats.

    She also tries to fake athena out by pretending to eat then handing her something then snatching her fingers back and laughing. It's kind of funny but I feel bad for athena getting tricked by a 13 month old.

  • Maren thinks our dog is a Herman Shepherd. She told a bunch of people at the dog show last week that that is what type of dog we have. :) She also got slimmed by a mastiff and decided that we cannot have one because they are sticky.
    Tied the knot: 6.19.04 Mommy to 3 awesome kids: Maren 3/06, Tommy 12/07 amd Kolbe 8/09
  • "Mommy, you are not invited to my birthday party".

    We visited FIL's grave this last weekend and Elsie thought that grandpa was going to get out of his box (casket in the ground).  Dh and I were busting up laughing at this, it was so matter of fact.  It was interesting and hilarious what 4 year olds think of grave sites and death. 

    Ian has discovered his tongue.  It hangs out like a dog 24/7.  It cracks me up!

  • A has recently said this:

    - I don't want to take my savings to the bank. I asked her why, and she replied, because they never give it back.

    - She asked me if my belly ring hurts. I said, no. She then said, Mom, don't you remember when I was in your tummy, and I kept saying "Mom, take that thing out. You are poking me!"

    - Out of the blue she asked where the poop goes when you flush. So, DH and I were trying to explain the sewer system, etc to her. She said, "Hmmm. I don't see poop when spider man is in those tunnels".

     

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    - Out of the blue she asked where the poop goes when you flush. So, DH and I were trying to explain the sewer system, etc to her. She said, "Hmmm. I don't see poop when spider man is in those tunnels".

    E thinks there is a poop monster in the sewer system (drains in the street) and they eat our poop.  They are nice monsters.  I love her imagination.

  • C was helping DH unload horses out of the trailer a couple of weeks ago at Chance Ridge. The step up into the trailer was pretty high because of the way we were parked so he put his hand down on the trailer to help get in. DH says "oh buddy did you get some poop on your hand?" C replied "Yep dad, but mom calls that sh!t"  UGH! Seriously....busted. There were lots of people standing around and they had to turn around as they were laughing at DH giving me the look of death.

    C was being naughty when we got back from a week in Denver (he stayed with my parents). We were eating dinner and DH looks at him and said "does Nana ever tell you no" and C replied "NEVER" very loudly and without missing a beat. I had to leave the room so I didn't laugh in front of him.

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