WOW - Jessica Simpson

turtle520

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/27/pregnant-jessica-simpson-baby-bump-photos_n_1304727.html?ref=celebrity&icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl3|sec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D139041

OK, I'm not skinny, I never really have been and I certainly gained my fair share of baby weight but this, this is crazy. Look at her hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

And yes, I'm judging. 

JennyBS

Well in her defense she is probably very swollen.  I was ginormous from swelling my last 2 weeks or so.  Let's see how she looks a couple months after the baby.

laurenpetro

i feel SO BAD for her.  i remember what it was like being that big (and not with the boys, mind you) and it was TERRIBLE. 

erosa

I feel so bad for celebrities...  I remember being huge and hating it, thank God no one was posting pics of me on websites.

MrsDB

Judging what? water retention? 

BeachBaby07

2 things

1-the New Mrs Lachey is somewhere having a big old chuckle about this unflattering photo

2-She signed a deal with Weight Watchers so the worse the BEFORE pictures the better for them. They probably have her on a diet to gain weight right now 

Liz051405

I won't tell you how big I looked then.

But there has to be at least one dress that was more flattering than that one for her.

Mainly I judge the shoes. My ankles hurt just looking at her so pregnant wearing those shoes. Ouch.

dmendel

BeachBaby07:

2 things

1-the New Mrs Lachey is somewhere having a big old chuckle about this unflattering photo

2-She signed a deal with Weight Watchers so the worse the BEFORE pictures the better for them. They probably have her on a diet to gain weight right now 

Yup she signed a deal for Weight Watchers, so the bigger she gets the better it is.  She will be looking like Mariah a few months after the baby is born.  The thing I don't get if she is supposed to be this big fashion icon, why doesn't she put on clothes that are flattering on her?? 

molldoll71

I think I looked like that at then end with Billy.  I thought I was a cute pg but looking at pictuures not so much.  50 lbs will do that.  She looks real.

BeachBaby07

Liz051405:

But there has to be at least one dress that was more flattering than that one for her.

Yeah she has GIANT bazumbas and there is no reason to do that to them, she needs some support and to stop making them look like water balloons 

kellyann1972

I fing weighed as much as my husband when I had Reilly and am a full foot shorter I think I looked like that.

at least she is PG. Some people look like that all the time.

Shoegal23

All I have to say is that dress is HORRIFIC!!!! That thing wouldn't look good on anyone!!!  I put on 65lbs w my first, I have sympathy, but good God did she see herself before leaving?! 

turtle520

My reaction is more based on her before and after. I mean, like I said, we all gain weight when we're pregnant and I know I'm a biggen now but this is a pretty drastic change. I'm sure some of it is bloat, I'm just saying that she's sure not going along with the celebrity norm for pregnancy.

And that dress is CRAZY. Again, I'm thrilled no one was shooting photos of me when I was 8 months pregnant but girlfriend is a celebrity and is clearly out and about in town so she shouldn't be too surprised to see some paparazzi. I mean no sane pregnant woman wears those shoes unless they intend to be photographed.

monica92603

a few things....

has she been pg forever or what? it seems like it
that dress is terrible....and it probably cost like $500
I'd crack my head open w/ those heels normally, let alone pg. 

LaVitaBella

Ladies.....you mean, mean girls.  WTF is this poor woman supposed to wear?  You all made it sound like she's trying to squeeze into a mini skirt!  And if I were that big I'd make any part of me I could look good, hence the heels.  When I feel fat, I wear heels because at least my damn calves feel defined.

HarrietNJMommy

I don't think she looks that bad. I think she looks like a normal pregnant woman.

yes, she could stand a more supportive bra and a more flattering dress, but I've seen worse........ 

AmyRob04

I think she needs a better bra but overall, she looks like 99% of the pregant women who are at the end and DONE. She's just in the public eye throughout it. I mean, my lord, you'd think this board was full of supermodels they way we mock, lol.

BeachBaby07

LaVitaBella:

Ladies.....you mean, mean girls.  WTF is this poor woman supposed to wear?  You all made it sound like she's trying to squeeze into a mini skirt!  And if I were that big I'd make any part of me I could look good, hence the heels.  When I feel fat, I wear heels because at least my damn calves feel defined.

That dress is not doing any favors I am sorry, but when your belly is that large you dont need to add extra fabric draped over it. I learned to dress a GIANT belly for 2 pregnancies and I never once wore a dress like that. It made me look enormous. I wore layered fitted tunics or ruched tee shirts, cute vests or cardigans layered, tighter legged pants or leggings, and I even has some super cute skirts made for a big belly. In summer I had really pretty sleeveless shirts with skirts and shorts. If you dont define the belly with something more form fitting, you just look big all over. She can afford the very best of maternity wear and she isnt working with what she has, that length is not flattering on her because she is short and those heels just look silly

kellyann1972

so if you look good when PG like that wacko with the blog last month or you look all tired and fat like Jessica here you get tarred and feathered either way on the nest.

Hope those glass houses stand up to the rocks.

 

 

dmendel

kellyann1972:

so if you look good when PG like that wacko with the blog last month or you look all tired and fat like Jessica here you get tarred and feathered either way on the nest.

Hope those glass houses stand up to the rocks.

 

 

Here is the thing, Jessica is this fashion icon.  She is on this new show Fashion Star or something.  You would think she would put on something more flattering.  I thought she was supposed to come out with a maternity line.  I looked like a damn hot mess when I was 9 months pg.  That's fine, but I am not a fashion icon.  If you want someone to buy your clothes and think you have clue about fashion, then wear stuff that looks good, don't walk around looking like a damn hot mess.   

MrsGabbs4Ed

This thread makes me LOL.  We all love to pick on cuckoo minded (or in her case cuckoo dressed) PG ladies. hehehehe.

JenG-SLP

kellyann1972:

so if you look good when PG like that wacko with the blog last month or you look all tired and fat like Jessica here you get tarred and feathered either way on the nest.

Hope those glass houses stand up to the rocks.

 

 

So funny, Kelly  

AmyRob04

dmendel:

kellyann1972:

so if you look good when PG like that wacko with the blog last month or you look all tired and fat like Jessica here you get tarred and feathered either way on the nest.

Hope those glass houses stand up to the rocks.

 

 

Here is the thing, Jessica is this fashion icon.  She is on this new show Fashion Star or something.  You would think she would put on something more flattering.  I thought she was supposed to come out with a maternity line.  I looked like a damn hot mess when I was 9 months pg.  That's fine, but I am not a fashion icon.  If you want someone to buy your clothes and think you have clue about fashion, then wear stuff that looks good, don't walk around looking like a damn hot mess.   

That's what I find the "funniest" part of all - she is giving fashion guidance and then walking around in a dress like that. i mean, i admit it, I hated dressing my pregnant body, i wasn't cute AT ALL. i was fat and swollen and had bad hair and gained eleventy bajillion pounds. but i also didn't have a fashion show and wasn't a fashion mogul, lol.

hookersbabe

kellyann1972:

so if you look good when PG like that wacko with the blog last month or you look all tired and fat like Jessica here you get tarred and feathered either way on the nest.

Hope those glass houses stand up to the rocks.

 

 

aquagirl61

molldoll71:

I think I looked like that at then end with Billy.  I thought I was a cute pg but looking at pictuures not so much.  50 lbs will do that.  She looks real.

Me, too!  I thought I looked cute but in reality, I was a hippo.  I feel bad for her because I've been that swollen and it was miserable and painful.  Her hands are thin compared to what mine looked like   At least she doesn't have cankles.  I had tree trunks for legs for the last 3 months of my pg.

wed2506

kellyann1972:

so if you look good when PG like that wacko with the blog last month or you look all tired and fat like Jessica here you get tarred and feathered either way on the nest.

Hope those glass houses stand up to the rocks.

 

 

This! I am envious she can wear heels!! I could only wear one pair of flip flops with DD (July baby) and I pair of Crocs (2 sizes bigger) with DS (February baby).

I judge the ladies who look like that and aren't pregnant  

TSD

I'm not sure at that size she could find anything super flattering. THe girl is pregnant. I hated what I looked like pregnant and I gained 40 lbs on a 5'7 frame. SHe's like 5'2 or something.

I have a friend who gained 95 lbs with both pg's because she's a huge water retainer- even during her period. People were asking her if she had lip injections she was retaining so much water.

Her face looks normal-  it looks like she's doing the best she can with what she's got. I feel bad for her- her weight is always being discussed more than anything else about her.

N&V0514

I think she looks awful. Not judging but stating a fact. I think I looked awful too. Why is it bad to think that?

Jerseyjessie

That's what having a baby girl does to you.

I was very bloated my last 2 months of PG. My crocs were too tight on my feet and I had cankles..it was not pretty at all.

erosa

When she loses 80 lbs in 2 months, let's see who judges, lol.

wed2506

erosa:

When she loses 80 lbs in 2 months, let's see who judges, lol.

Then it will be all about how "real" women aren't like that  only these celebs who have tons of $$ and the means to hire trainers & assistants,etc. :::eye roll:::