Before I explain the reason behind the awful lies Paige is spreading about me, I must go back to the beginning, where it all began.
Paige and I both started acting at a young age. We found ourselves always competiting for similar roles. And as expected, I landed the leads in popular sitcoms, where Paige did not. She was casted in some less than ideal roles. For example:
I landed this role:

She landed this one:

HA HA! She had to play a boy!
As we got older, we were often in the same movie. But poor Paige was still the least desired actress. Here are some of the popular movies we were in together.


Even our solo movies reflected the better choice of talent.

She wanted 300 but wound up with 3000.

So jealousy is the reason for all the lies that she is spreading. She just cannot stand the fact that I might sweep this category. I know she is currently planning a comeback, but I don't see it going anywhere. Especially if I leak the following picture to the tabloids.

I hear she dances to "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe
Oh and by the way, I don't do drugs. Drugs are for poor people. Drugs are for Thugs. I have money so I prefer cheese.

And Mucho is the best cheese dealer there is. She always has the highest quality of cheese on the market.

So the choice is clear. Vote for honesty and talent! Vote Sara!