Trouble in Paradise
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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
s/o Broc's bearded man
How does your SO let you know that he wants to get some?
I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
Re: s/o Broc's bearded man
He tells me; i.e., "when you get home, we're gonna make the neighbors very uncomfortable."
Or, if I'm already home, he just takes my pants off.
When I gave in he was all, CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST HAD SEX WITH A BEARDED MAH-HAN! ahWOOHOO hoo hoo hoooooo~
He's the worst, seriously.
Another tangent-style s/o, I bought some of that arousal gel but haven't used it yet because I got my period like, as we were on our way home. whomp whomp. But there will be a report sometime this week! Mark your calendars!
I'm on tenterhooks broc.
In answer to the OP...he tells me. Or he makes dirty comments. Or he grabs my bewb. Or all of the above.
That cracks me up, Broc. Which one did you get?
H is super romantic. He has three moves- all of them irresistible.
1. The straightforward method: Asks, Do you want to have sex?
2. The beating around the bush method: Asks, Are you horny?
3. The sneaky method: Waits for me in bed with a toy under the pillow (sometimes combined with #1 or 2, which makes it much less sneaky.)
oh, wait! I almost forgot! There is a fourth.
4. The playful method: Runs into the den and dances nude, then runs to the bedroom. Repeats tirelessly until I follow him to the bedroom.
The two most popular ways are "Do you wanna go do it?" or "Do you want to touch my weiner?"
Third place is "Can I touch your vagina?"
And a distant fourth place is him just getting handsy and hoping I'm into it.
He's pretty smooth.
Oh yeah. That would get me all hot and bothered for sure.