First of all someone he was training said they had heard of him (he does asset protection). Turns out he's the #2 highest ranked (based on dollar amount recovered) person in the district (multiple states) this quarter! He was only passed by a supervisor involved in a big internal investigation.
Today while he was training a new employee for another store they happened upon a horribly B.O.'d dude. You could smell him from an aisle away. So they call his supervisor (he loves to pick on her) and told her they had someone questionable but they had been spotted and needed someone to do what they call a 'walk by' where you get super close and try to tell if the person has concealed something in a pocket/purse.
She comes jogging across the store and starts following the guy, gets super close, and immediately starts gagging. She turns around to find my husband and the new trainee laughing hysterically.
Re: AW MH / Bonus Funny
That's fun!
And congrats to your hubs!