So I'm searching a local forum for some recommendations for fabric stores in Oslo, and because I'm lazy, I'm just running the results through Google Translate.
The word for "fabric" in Norwegian is "stoff." This also means "substance" and is used for drugs.
I am cracking up, reading the forum postings!
How to buy drugs cheaper?
If you're nice to talk to, and have nice clothes, you can get cheaper drugs. Old ladies also like to see young men take an interest in drugs.
It is worth looking at shops that only have drugs as part of the store. An advantage of the big stores is that the lady who sells the drugs to you is not personally depending on how much you pay and therefore it is slightly more likely to get it cheaper.Checking drugs quality?
If you burn the edges of the drugs, it should burn cleanly. If the drugs smoke but doesn't burn, it may be poor quality.

Re: Language mix-up FTW!!!!
fabulous!