BNOTB
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open letters
Dear Boss Man,
Just because you are going on vacation in 2 days doen't mean you need to drive me nuts, and pile me down with work.
P.S. I can't wait for you to leave!
signed,
The only person in the office that tolerates you.
handsome boy modeling school was the best 60 dollars I ever spent. If it wasn't for handsome boy modeling scholl I would not be the modle I am today.
Re: open letters
Dear Boss Man,
I'm a week overdue for that raise we talked about! I need more monies!!!
Yours, impatiently,
The Missus
Dear VP of Another Department,
I have been waiting on you for 4 days so that I can do my job. Missing deadlines because of other people is not something that I enjoy.
Grrrr,
Me
Dear tax refund,
Hurry up and hit my account, please!
Thank you,
Impatient taxpayer
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Dear Monday,
Please go by quickly and painlessly, I am already wanting to go home and it's not even lunchtime yet.
Appreciate it,
Not in the mood to work
Dear DH,
When we are in the office, that is the job I am focusing on, not the studio.
Sincerely,
A girl who likes boundaries.
EFF YOU ALL.
Sincerely,
Someone who shouldn't have taken charge because she hates people.
Dear head,
Please stop with the migraines. You know how much I HATE going to the doctors. Also, I've seen what the prescribe online and I can't take any of those. Unfortunately because of this, you will have to STOP hurting. Thanks.
Love,
The rest of my body
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Dear H,
Please stop waking me up with your horrible farts in the middle of the night.
Love,
your darling wife who doesn't complain about them ever.
Dear gastritis,
Why do you always strike on Monday? I'm trying to work here, and the nausea isn't exactly productive.
Sincerely,
The girl who wants the world to stop spinning.
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Dear Sir Whisky Sour,
WhyTF have you started howling at the top of your lungs every.single.night? It sounds like someone is killing you. We get it, you're deaf and can't hear yourself. We get it, there's a cute gray kitty who prances up on the deck every night at 2am to tease you. You love her, you get sad when she leaves. STFU about it. This is why you are no longer allowed in the bedroom, so stop clawing the door.
Sincerely,
You're very tired and frazzled mother
Dear MIL,
You are really weirding me out. Stop being obsessed with your future DIL's weight loss. I don't understand why you are so proud of this seeing as she is clearly doing it in an unhealthy way. It's awkward and creepy.
Thanksomuch,
Me
I hate group projects. People never pull their weight and it's so hard to get everything coordinated. I always swore that if I was a teacher, I'd never assign group projects.
ETA - I meant to quote Milsey.
Try working on a group paper on the topic of divorce when you're a newlywed.
Dear BFF,
What's one night of drinking and staying in a hotel? I know you're getting new boobs and moving soon, but your life-long best friend only gets married once. Please make a minimal sacrifice so I won't feel like a total lame-o because I didn't have a bachelorette party. We don't have to go all-out.
Love,
The one who has never let you down
Ugh, group paper sounds even worse than group project. Trying to mesh different writing styles all in 1 paper? No thank you.
Dear BB posting coirker,
Thanks for the post requesting dutch ovens to borrow. Trust me, if I give you one, I don't want it back.
Thanks for the laugh,
Me
Dear Wisdom Tooth,
I don't have insurance to get you cut out of my face. However, if you keep hurting as bad as you do I may have to take matters into my own hands and extract you myself. I would appreciate some pain free days until we can work out your living situation.
Thanks,
Pained Over Tooth Trauma
If it makes you feel any better, my bachelorette party was at Main Event and its attendees included my mother (no big) AND my MIL and 2 non-drinking friends.
I realllly want a do-over, but know i can't.
I didn't have many friends then and i still don't know.. Unless you betches want to come into town and throw me a real party!
Dear money fairies:
Please stop by my house today and drop off loads of cash. I'm in desperate need.
~Me
I don't have many friends either. My bridesmaids are my sister, my BFF, and SIL and that's all that I really wanted to have a bachelorette party with. Especially my BFF. My sis and SIL don't really get along so if it were just me and those two, I feel it would be quite awkward.
I guess we'll just have to have another BNOTB G2G in Texas in a few months so we can have our post-wedding bachelorette parties together!
Count me in on a do over!!
I had 4 bridesmaids. One that was "normal", 2 that were pregnant, and my underage sister.
The only one still with me on my bachelorette night after midnight was my lone MOH, the "normal" one. None of the rest of my girlfriends came out to the bar for the dancing and just the two of us started getting hit on like mad by some sleazeballs so it really wasn't as fun as I had hoped. I didn't have the huge group to ward off the weirdos, but my bestie did the best she could by herself.
I would defintely love to do it again! Mine was super tame compared to most of the others I have attended, which is a travesty for a former party girl like me.
At least we're all in good company!
Dear Teachers,
I know we only have a couple weeks before Spring Break, but that doesn't mean you can throw 500 exams on us.
Sincerely,
Your very annoyed student
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