The details are pretty fuzzy but one of the nights, my "new" experiences included:
Drinking moonshine (you would have thought I had done this by now)
Going to a club (and I use this term loosely) on the wrong side of the tracks. Yes, it is actually on the other side of the train tracks. Now, I wouldn't consider it that bad of an area but the locals sure did. There was plenty of gasps and pearl-clutching when we told people where we were the night before.
Oh, and we went to jail. Luckily, nothing bad happened. We just had to sit there for awhile. The male stripper that was at the bachelorette party apparently was too indecent. The place of the bachelorette party was in the conference room of a bank, the windows were open and someone called the cops. They just wanted to verify ages and whatnot. It was hilarious being in a Andy Griffith-esk jail while being completely inebriated.
And that's one night, folks. Good times.
Re: Experiences...
I'm confused. Did I miss something? Was that a dream?
Ohhh my, what a night, indeed!! At least you had someone in the jail with you, which is always better than being alone... I have been in both situations, sadly. hah
LOL @ wrong side of the tracks! Moonshine always leads to good times.
That sounds like an awesome night, especially since nothing came out of going to jail!
mmm...moonshine...nomp!
Dude, I can hear that in your voice and it makes it SO much better.
I'm with GLW, slow clappin'. You're my hero.