Did you guys know Alabaster had a blog??

BeebeeEater

She took it down. But then there's Google cache!

Try this.

It smacks of BVal, but it's actually more boring. If that's possible. 

doglove

I saw on ML how they all got into her FB page before she took it down.

 

feinicstine

Most annoying writing style ever.  EVER.  Every sentence does not deserve a new line.

BeebeeEater

doglove:

I saw on ML how they all got into her FB page before she took it down.

 

Oh really? I haven't been on ML much this week!

polling

I'm surprised she took it all down over the Figgs fiasco.  It seems like a huge part of her life was online. 

NoWay419

not only is it boring, its just annoying.  She whines about her situation a lot.  She jumps from topic to topic.  Who cares about your BBQ and how your husband doesn't like bands.   BORING stuff I expected more

pedantic_wench

I hate that I missed this whole fiasco, especially the Facebook postings.

doglove

Apparently a link was posted at the end of that ugly BNOTB thread with her fb page.

BowiesInSpace

I'd be surprised if she didn't have a blog.  I consider it the companion piece to eechie.

BowiesInSpace

Did you see what LTP C&Ped from it?

Every so often a new wave of newbs would show up, we'd see who stuck round, and weed out a few of the less desirable scum. [...] But the people just kept getting more and more stupid, and because of the kumbaya nature of the board, nobody but me felt it was important to maintain standards.

What a f00king loser.

BeebeeEater

BowiesInSpace:

Did you see what LTP C&Ped from it?

Every so often a new wave of newbs would show up, we'd see who stuck round, and weed out a few of the less desirable scum. [...] But the people just kept getting more and more stupid, and because of the kumbaya nature of the board, nobody but me felt it was important to maintain standards.

What a f00king loser.

I love you guys, but I don't come here to The Nest because of the high standards.

doglove

BowiesInSpace:

Did you see what LTP C&Ped from it?

Every so often a new wave of newbs would show up, we'd see who stuck round, and weed out a few of the less desirable scum. [...] But the people just kept getting more and more stupid, and because of the kumbaya nature of the board, nobody but me felt it was important to maintain standards.

What a f00king loser.

Seriously that's what I was thinking. Who puts that much thought and efforts into these boards?

BowiesInSpace

I come here for the low standards.

Oh, I've got friends in low places.

feinicstine

BowiesInSpace:

Did you see what LTP C&Ped from it?

Every so often a new wave of newbs would show up, we'd see who stuck round, and weed out a few of the less desirable scum. [...] But the people just kept getting more and more stupid, and because of the kumbaya nature of the board, nobody but me felt it was important to maintain standards.

What a f00king loser.

There are standards?

If BNOTB has them, they must be pretty low to let her stick around.

feinicstine

BowiesInSpace:

I come here for the low standards.

Oh, I've got friends in low places.

where the whiskey drowns, and the beer chases my blueees away

Pinkplasticdoll

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE SHE WAS BVALESQUE!

BeebeeEater

Pinkplasticdoll:

I TOLD YOU PEOPLE SHE WAS BVALESQUE!

You did! Your foresight is astounding. You're like a younger, drunker Yoda. So basically, a TIP Yoda. 

and I'm not biiiiig on social graces think I'll slip on down to the ooooooasis, Oh I've got frieeeends in low places

NoWay419

BowiesInSpace: Did you see what LTP C&Ped from it? Every so often a new wave of newbs would show up, we'd see who stuck round, and weed out a few of the less desirable scum. [...] But the people just kept getting more and more stupid, and because of the kumbaya nature of the board, nobody but me felt it was important to maintain standards. What a f00king loser. Seriously that's what I was thinking. Who puts that much thought and efforts into these boards?

 

SHE DOES BECAUSE ITS ALL SHE HAS. she has NO life

SweetCuppinCakes

I can't associate with you people anymore, you all have "questionable morals". And I am a saint. Pure as driven snow. *cough*

broccolitree

Except she does. She has two f*ckin kids! I mean, it's one thing if you just want to sit home and play on the nest, but you have to have sex occasionally to have kids.

And how f*ckin heartless do youhave to be to tell someone to f*ck off because of their dead kids when you just had a kid last August? Ugh, ugh, ugh.

BeebeeEater

broccolitree:

Except she does. She has two f*ckin kids! I mean, it's one thing if you just want to sit home and play on the nest, but you have to have sex occasionally to have kids.

And how f*ckin heartless do youhave to be to tell someone to f*ck off because of their dead kids when you just had a kid last August? Ugh, ugh, ugh.

ITA with you. But if you read her blog, I don't think she has all that much sex, since it apparently took just one week to conceive her son and one day to conceive her daughter. 

broccolitree

Also, I'm impressed LTP could read enough of that blog to glean anything at all. I've read electronic manuals more engaging. It is SO freaking boring.

imoan

BowiesInSpace:

Did you see what LTP C&Ped from it?

Every so often a new wave of newbs would show up, we'd see who stuck round, and weed out a few of the less desirable scum. [...] But the people just kept getting more and more stupid, and because of the kumbaya nature of the board, nobody but me felt it was important to maintain standards.

What a f00king loser.

It MIGHT be because I was reading Harry Potter this morning... but this totally sounds like Slytherin's desire to weed out all mudbloods and keep the magical blood like pure. 

Pinkplasticdoll

I am seriously sad that people like her exist.

notquiteblushing

BeebeeEater:

broccolitree:

Except she does. She has two f*ckin kids! I mean, it's one thing if you just want to sit home and play on the nest, but you have to have sex occasionally to have kids.

And how f*ckin heartless do youhave to be to tell someone to f*ck off because of their dead kids when you just had a kid last August? Ugh, ugh, ugh.

ITA with you. But if you read her blog, I don't think she has all that much sex, since it apparently took just one week to conceive her son and one day to conceive her daughter. 

Yeah I almost stabbed myself when I read that part.  If there is a God he's got a freaky sense of humor.

feinicstine

notquiteblushing:

BeebeeEater:

broccolitree:

Except she does. She has two f*ckin kids! I mean, it's one thing if you just want to sit home and play on the nest, but you have to have sex occasionally to have kids.

And how f*ckin heartless do youhave to be to tell someone to f*ck off because of their dead kids when you just had a kid last August? Ugh, ugh, ugh.

ITA with you. But if you read her blog, I don't think she has all that much sex, since it apparently took just one week to conceive her son and one day to conceive her daughter. 

Yeah I almost stabbed myself when I read that part.  If there is a God he's got a freaky sense of humor.

I assumed she was lying.  She strikes me as someone who would make something like that up to be all "neener neener it was easy"

 

Edited to fix position of text, because I suck at the typing today

BookMaven

I saw what was happening the other day, but damn Nest wouldn't let me post and I WAS SO PISSED!

This chick is deluded. She clearly thinks she is so interesting and is top-flight security of the world -not just the the Nest- of the World, Craig! (Nest points if you get the reference.)

She is barely literate, she has no idea how to communicate and intelligible phrase and is low-life trash for allowing her ass to replace her face in regards to Figg. She's a Rush, as in Limbaugh. She says stupid classless and shocking things so people will be all aghast and talk about her, which in her mind makes her feel relevant. 

~Takes deep breath and goes back to work.~

ESDReturns

Alabaster = Annie.

I said this last night in the thread on ML.

SweetCuppinCakes

ESDReturns:

Alabaster = Annie.

I said this last night in the thread on ML.

 

I was going to say BVal's sister but her sis didn't already have any kids

.BIPOLAR! WHEELCHAIR! RODENTS!

BookMaven

ESDReturns:

Alabaster = Annie.

I said this last night in the thread on ML.

You are a fekking genius. 

BettyBookworm

She & Bval should be BFF's. Though in Bval's defense she is not a heinous cuntmuffin who says heartless shyt.