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Non-dairy condoms?

 My daughter is breast fed and has a milk allergy so I have been off dairy for months. I recently found out through a vegan friend that condoms contain milk protein. I am very concerned about this. I have noticed she has been increasingly fussy lately and I am wondering if it is because I have been putting them in my mouth? Does anyone have any experience with this? Do you have recommendations for a product I can use that does not contain milk protein?

ETA: I only use the strawberry flavored kind. Does anyone know if they make those kind dairy free?

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Re: Non-dairy condoms?

  • It could be. If you're putting them in your mouth, you probably are ingesting aome casein but I don't know if that would be enough without knowing how much is in the condoms and how often they're in your mouth. You have 2 options here.

    1. Try a vegan condom and see if things change. vegancondoms.com can help you find one, and some brands are cheaper on Amazon.

    2. Stop putting condoms in your mouth. I'm all for protected sex, but why are there condoms in your mouth? Unless your H has an STD (no judgment, just a statement), which hopefully you'd know since you have kids, you really don't need them for oral sex at this point in the game. If you must have them, though, I'd try option 1!

    Good luck, and please update if you try either, I'm really curious as to whether or not this is bothering her!

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  • Ah, it's a taste issue. And yes, they do! www.amazon.com/GLYDE-Premium-Strawberry-Flavored-Condoms/dp/B0054EWE6K
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  • imageMackalien13:
    No STDs. I just like the flavor.
    I'm laughing so hard right now. Cant you get some candy or something? Lol.
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  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMackalien13:
    No STDs. I just like the flavor.
    I'm laughing so hard right now. Cant you get some candy or something? Lol.

    Yes, but I feel like the strawberry flavor mixed with latex is a unique combination. Plus they have a great consistency. Really, almost like chewing gum. 

  • NO TEETH!  lol!

     

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  • if my H couldn't at least get a blowbee without a condom he'd be homicidal.
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  • No, I don't use them for BJs. I just like the way they taste.
  • imageMackalien13:

    imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMackalien13:
    No STDs. I just like the flavor.
    I'm laughing so hard right now. Cant you get some candy or something? Lol.

    Yes, but I feel like the strawberry flavor mixed with latex is a unique combination. Plus they have a great consistency. Really, almost like chewing gum. 

    wait. So you ARE snacking on them? Are they that good? I'm always looking.g for low carb ideas.
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  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMackalien13:

    imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMackalien13:
    No STDs. I just like the flavor.
    I'm laughing so hard right now. Cant you get some candy or something? Lol.

    Yes, but I feel like the strawberry flavor mixed with latex is a unique combination. Plus they have a great consistency. Really, almost like chewing gum. 

    wait. So you ARE snacking on them? Are they that good? I'm always looking.g for low carb ideas.

    Yes, I thought everyone knew that is what I meant. They are a great snack alternative. I have quite a sweet tooth but I am trying to lose the baby weight. 

  • Shut up, this is so funny! Now I'm dying to try one. Have you ever had strawberry bubble yum? It is SO good.
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  • imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    Shut up, this is so funny! Now I'm dying to try one. Have you ever had strawberry bubble yum? It is SO good.

    Maybe I should give that a try. Although, I am not sure the bubble yum consistency will be to my liking. It's a little soft for my taste. 

  • imageMackalien13:

    imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    Shut up, this is so funny! Now I'm dying to try one. Have you ever had strawberry bubble yum? It is SO good.

    Maybe I should give that a try. Although, I am not sure the bubble yum consistency will be to my liking. It's a little soft for my taste. 

    but the bubbles will be less phallic!
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  • imageMackalien13:
    No STDs. I just like the flavor.

    Um...what Tongue TiedIndifferent  Good luck

  • You are chewing on them like bubble gum??? Or licking the flavor off of them?

     

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  • imageMackalien13:
    imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMackalien13:

    imageEdithBouvierBeale:
    imageMackalien13:
    No STDs. I just like the flavor.
    I'm laughing so hard right now. Cant you get some candy or something? Lol.

    Yes, but I feel like the strawberry flavor mixed with latex is a unique combination. Plus they have a great consistency. Really, almost like chewing gum. 

    wait. So you ARE snacking on them? Are they that good? I'm always looking.g for low carb ideas.

    Yes, I thought everyone knew that is what I meant. They are a great snack alternative. I have quite a sweet tooth but I am trying to lose the baby weight. 

    Do you swallow?

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  • lol this is kinda weird...since this isnt for sex....stop snacking on rubbers to see if your baby gets better.

    my strange addiction here you come. 

    If you knew better, you'd do better.
  • I am 99.9999% sure this is one of those incredibly moronic Bump 'dares'. 
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  • imageRobotLegs:
    I am 99.9999% sure this is one of those incredibly moronic Bump 'dares'. 

    lmao, I dont care what it is hahaha Im Laughing like crazy over here!!  

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  • I read this aloud to my FI and we are both a mix of grossed out and laughing our azzes off.  Sorry but I have never heard of this before, I wish OP all the luck in finding something else to um...chew on.
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  • I'm pretty sure this is fake but holy crap is it entertaining.When I read the "No STD's, I just like the flavor"my computer screen seemed to have gotten covered with my drink .No drinking while laughing it adds to my cleaning list.Or should I say no drinking while reading the S&R board.
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  • Do you make bubbles when you fart?
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  • I'm going to suggest you seek out some help...and I don't mean help finding vegan strawberry condoms either. I'm talking the kind of help that comes armed with a prescription pad and a pen with a LOT of ink.

     FFS....who the fvvck gnaws on condoms as a snack!?  

  • **pokes head in from TB**This post just made my night. Just thought I would let you know. **poofs out in a cloud of smoke**
  • I'm pretty sure snacking on condoms isn't healthy. JS
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  • ::Comes out of lurking::

    Is this you?

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    ::backs out slowly:: 

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    ::Comes out of lurking::

    Is this you?

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    ::backs out slowly:: 

    WIN! Yes made my night!

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  • Oh my goodness....who does this? LOL! This has to be fake!
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