another nudity-at-the-gym post..

Julia-Henry

So there's this guy who works out most mornings. He does a little cardio, he does a few of the weight machines, he sits and stretches. He really likes that very soft, thin cotton jersey material and shorts with 2-3 inch inseams. And going commando.

He jiggles on the elliptical. He flops on the weights benches (except when he doesn't flop and that's somehow far, far worse). And he hangs out when sitting and stretching.

I think my favorite outfit is his short-shorts unitard which allows for maximum floppage (or tenting, depending on how much he's enjoying his workout). It's also so thin it stretches to sheer over the asscrack, which gives yet another glimpse of stuff-that-should-not-be-seen-in-public.

I don't care how naked you are in the changerooms, but, dude! save it for your wife or partner or, really, anyone else. I don't need to see that.

 

Joenali

Ewwwww!!!

jerseygirl81

OMG, I would die.

GRKaters

In that case I'd probably be a weenie (lol) and discretely talk to an employee about confronting him. Strutting your stuff in the locker room is one thing, but airing your business in a public area is gross. Reminds me of the Friends episode when Phoebe's (?) boyfriend doesn't realize he's doing it.

shorty20

Wow, that is just frightening.  {{shudders}}

EssaL

Classic exhibitionist behavior hidden under the cloak of exercise. I'd be calling the cops, if the gym doesn't do anything about it.

shauni27

Bahaha, so gross yet so funny.

There is a young woman at my gym who uses the elliptical and wears some teenage style trendy tank top with hearts or stars on it, wears her hair down and loads of makeup (not sure how one exercises with their hair down, but that's not the point) and REALLY short cutoff sweat pant shorts...every time she moves on the elliptical (every second...) the shorts bounce up, and her full asss shows.  it is so distracting! 

Kaley28

Lol, SO gross! I'd be having a chat with gym staff as well. Your poor eyes!

PrincessPeach05

GRKaters:

In that case I'd probably be a weenie (lol) and discretely talk to an employee about confronting him. Strutting your stuff in the locker room is one thing, but airing your business in a public area is gross. Reminds me of the Friends episode when Phoebe's (?) boyfriend doesn't realize he's doing it.

HA!  "This is a family establishment, sir, please put the mouse back in the house"

Seriously though, gross!

BLT20051

taratru

That's just SO WRONG.

shorty20

PrincessPeach05:

GRKaters:

In that case I'd probably be a weenie (lol) and discretely talk to an employee about confronting him. Strutting your stuff in the locker room is one thing, but airing your business in a public area is gross. Reminds me of the Friends episode when Phoebe's (?) boyfriend doesn't realize he's doing it.

HA!  "This is a family establishment, sir, please put the mouse back in the house"

Seriously though, gross!

LOL, I just watched this episode the other day!

BQBride

So nasty.  Reminds me of a guy who used to wear something similar to one of my regular yoga classes.  He would then place himself about 2" in front of my mat, so I got a really nice shot of his cockandballs every time we did a forward facing posture.  After the 2nd time, I got pissy with him for sitting so close to me and told him to move.  He hasn't talked to me or sat near me since, thank god!

JReeds9

We used to have a guy like that at our gym and it always reminded me of the Friends episode when Phoebe dated the guy who always had his "junk" hanging out. "Hey Buddy, this is a family place...put the mouse back in the house"

 

PremierMot

EssaL:

Classic exhibitionist behavior hidden under the cloak of exercise. I'd be calling the cops, if the gym doesn't do anything about it.

 

THIS!

He knows.

LesPaul

omg.  I just snorted when I read 'tenting'.  Dude is an exhibitionist, and knows what is being seen.

Ann003

GRKaters:

In that case I'd probably be a weenie (lol) and discretely talk to an employee about confronting him. Strutting your stuff in the locker room is one thing, but airing your business in a public area is gross. Reminds me of the Friends episode when Phoebe's (?) boyfriend doesn't realize he's doing it.

I totally thought of that too!  Gross!

 

 

Labrnr

Yah totally agree on that one.  

When you are in an environment that nudity would be expected, is one thing. 

I echo the ewwwwws! 

MrsE120807

Yuck!

erincassidy06

Ann003:

GRKaters:

In that case I'd probably be a weenie (lol) and discretely talk to an employee about confronting him. Strutting your stuff in the locker room is one thing, but airing your business in a public area is gross. Reminds me of the Friends episode when Phoebe's (?) boyfriend doesn't realize he's doing it.

I totally thought of that too!  Gross!

 

 

I would totally talk with an employee about this guy. Its inappropriate to be showing off his junk in a public setting. Your paying for the gym you should not have to put up with sh** like that... gross!

~NB~

I'd stare.