Confessions?

OrangePixyStix

Anything to get off your chest, please come in!

 

skippingstones

I've lost a few pounds from being sick and I'm happy about it. I haven't weighed myself yet, and I know its totally unhealthy to do it this way but I'm just glad the pounds are falling off.

lizardesque

I had a dream about my first love last night. That was years and years and years ago, and I'm over it, but it's amazing how a dream can bring back that feeling of heartbreak.

Milsey32

I'm donating blood today. I don't mind needles, and I donate fairly regularly, but I do not like drinking a billion gallons of water beforehand because my veins are thin and they always tell me that I need to be hydrated. Ugh. I've peed 5 times this morning already. 

OrangePixyStix

Last Saturday when I went by the Pie place for a nightcap, I bought two slices intending to give one to the H.    When I got home and saw he was fast asleep, I quietly scarfed my piece down and put his away in the fridge.   The next morning I could tell he didn't see it since it was still there and was outside washing the car, so when I woke up I ended up eating his piece and never told him.    I guess what he doesn't know won't hurt him, eh?        Would have been nice of me to share, but dammmit I love pie and good food hardly ever lasts overnight in our house!

 

 

darkling_glory

Last night, I had a dream I was pregnant. Then this morning I got my period. I've never been so happy in my life!

charitylynne_1979

I have to go back to the repair shop after work because stupid me left the license plate on the counter.

StellarStaylor

I'm a horrible horrible horrible wife.

H & I have been in the middle of prank wars. It's usually something small but noticeable.. for instance he took my keys and hid them on the dogs collar.

So... I decided to wake him up this morning like he had to go to work. I had his boss call him and ask him why didn't he make it to an early morning meeting. He was rushing around the house freaking out. I was about to leave so I went up to him as he was fully dressed and shoving cereal down, kissed him on the cheek and told him to have a good day off. 

I'm a little scared to go home.

Days off are treasured around these parts.  

Wine Enthusiast

I have a crush on my BFF's cousin.  He's so freaking hot.  We are going to his boxing match in a few weeks and I.CANNOT.WAIT.  I assume he will be as pleasant to look at without his shirt on (or hopefully more so). H will have to just deal with me practically drooling.

I want to dropkick a coirker but instead called her out in her lies in front of the owner and thoroughly enjoyed watching her squander.  Maybe that was a little drama stirring on my part but I couldnt resist.  Dont dish it if you cant take it.

 

 

watson wedding2011

StellarStaylor:

I'm a horrible horrible horrible wife.

H & I have been in the middle of prank wars. It's usually something small but noticeable.. for instance he took my keys and hid them on the dogs collar.

So... I decided to wake him up this morning like he had to go to work. I had his boss call him and ask him why didn't he make it to an early morning meeting. He was rushing around the house freaking out. I was about to leave so I went up to him as he was fully dressed and shoving cereal down, kissed him on the cheek and told him to have a good day off. 

I'm a little scared to go home.

Days off are treasured around these parts.  

this is great! FYI april fools day is 04/01/2012 watch your back, pay pack is a

B!+ch.

PiLife

StellarStaylor:

I'm a horrible horrible horrible wife.

H & I have been in the middle of prank wars. It's usually something small but noticeable.. for instance he took my keys and hid them on the dogs collar.

So... I decided to wake him up this morning like he had to go to work. I had his boss call him and ask him why didn't he make it to an early morning meeting. He was rushing around the house freaking out. I was about to leave so I went up to him as he was fully dressed and shoving cereal down, kissed him on the cheek and told him to have a good day off. 

I'm a little scared to go home.

Days off are treasured around these parts.  

That is so awesome! I wish I was creative enough for things like this!

 

I saw the pinterest mentioned in the other post. thought about doing it but there are two major flaws.

1. he gets home before i do
2.  he would beat me horribly at a nerf gun war. He has so much more experience!

StellarStaylor

You can still do it when it's maybe both of your off days.

For instance, if he's running an errand you can get it all setup. 

As far as him beating you, I'd stick to super soakers. Water is always fun! You can give yourself extra ammo like water balloons (hide them in a secret spot) or an extra gun! I'm diabolical, I tell you! Muahaha

PiLife

StellarStaylor:

You can still do it when it's maybe both of your off days.

For instance, if he's running an errand you can get it all setup. 

As far as him beating you, I'd stick to super soakers. Water is always fun! You can give yourself extra ammo like water balloons (hide them in a secret spot) or an extra gun! I'm diabolical, I tell you! Muahaha

I keep you. 

charitylynne_1979

StellarStaylor:

I'm a horrible horrible horrible wife.

H & I have been in the middle of prank wars. It's usually something small but noticeable.. for instance he took my keys and hid them on the dogs collar.

So... I decided to wake him up this morning like he had to go to work. I had his boss call him and ask him why didn't he make it to an early morning meeting. He was rushing around the house freaking out. I was about to leave so I went up to him as he was fully dressed and shoving cereal down, kissed him on the cheek and told him to have a good day off. 

I'm a little scared to go home.

Days off are treasured around these parts.  

 

I love that! You got him good!

Otterama

I'm really sad about leaving my dog next week. She is my baby, you guys. I seriously don't know how I'll make it a week without her

RideTheLightning

I'm getting pretty depressed about my situation and the news I keep getting. I've cried about 10 times in the last week.  I'm do disappointed and resentfully then I feel guilty because my situation is temporary and others have it much worse. This also genders me from talking about it to anyone and get it off my chest, 

PiLife

I feel like a loser for not having any confessions

lexxasaurus

I have an old coworker (used to be friends, rarely talk now) who's been seeing this guy a couple months. He "proposed" but won't have a ring for her til May, so he doesn't want her to tell anyone cause it's a "surprise" (aren't you supposed to surprise the person you're asking to marry you?!) and they decided to get married this summer on a cruise to Alaska. Okay, so now she texts me every week to ask some AK question, and for recommendations of places to eat, since she's stopping in my hometown.

My confession:

I AM SO MAD. I can't help it, I realize it's stupid. But seriously, all I want more than anything in the world is to go see my sick daddy back in my hometown, and I DO NOT want to hear her talk about how she's soooo excited to go to my city. I'm saving what I can cause it'll be $800 for my ticket. I hate only being able to talk to my dad on the phone, hear how bad he sounds, and to not be there to make sure he's doing okay. With every text she sends, I get more and more inclined to tell her to to to hell and leave me alone. I. Don't. Want. To. Talk.

I'm a suck person.

RideTheLightning

lexxasaurus:

I have an old coworker (used to be friends, rarely talk now) who's been seeing this guy a couple months. He "proposed" but won't have a ring for her til May, so he doesn't want her to tell anyone cause it's a "surprise" (aren't you supposed to surprise the person you're asking to marry you?!) and they decided to get married this summer on a cruise to Alaska. Okay, so now she texts me every week to ask some AK question, and for recommendations of places to eat, since she's stopping in my hometown.

My confession:

I AM SO MAD. I can't help it, I realize it's stupid. But seriously, all I want more than anything in the world is to go see my sick daddy back in my hometown, and I DO NOT want to hear her talk about how she's soooo excited to go to my city. I'm saving what I can cause it'll be $800 for my ticket. I hate only being able to talk to my dad on the phone, hear how bad he sounds, and to not be there to make sure he's doing okay. With every text she sends, I get more and more inclined to tell her to to to hell and leave me alone. I. Don't. Want. To. Talk.

I'm a suck person.

This is so understandable to me. I can imagine how hard that is. 

PiLife

lexxasaurus:

I have an old coworker (used to be friends, rarely talk now) who's been seeing this guy a couple months. He "proposed" but won't have a ring for her til May, so he doesn't want her to tell anyone cause it's a "surprise" (aren't you supposed to surprise the person you're asking to marry you?!) and they decided to get married this summer on a cruise to Alaska. Okay, so now she texts me every week to ask some AK question, and for recommendations of places to eat, since she's stopping in my hometown.

My confession:

I AM SO MAD. I can't help it, I realize it's stupid. But seriously, all I want more than anything in the world is to go see my sick daddy back in my hometown, and I DO NOT want to hear her talk about how she's soooo excited to go to my city. I'm saving what I can cause it'll be $800 for my ticket. I hate only being able to talk to my dad on the phone, hear how bad he sounds, and to not be there to make sure he's doing okay. With every text she sends, I get more and more inclined to tell her to to to hell and leave me alone. I. Don't. Want. To. Talk.

I'm a suck person.

1. You are not a suck person

2. You are doing the best you can to get to your dad and there's nothing more you can do. 

panda812

Otterama:

I'm really sad about leaving my dog next week. She is my baby, you guys. I seriously don't know how I'll make it a week without her

I am the same way when I go out of town. I once came home early from a weekend trip because I missed my cats so much. It's hard to leave them behind.

shorty20

PiLife:

I feel like a loser for not having any confessions

Me too, I can never think of anything!  Man I'm boring.

MayFlowers22

I confess that I told my sister I couldn't go see her this weekend because I'm sick. Truth is I just don't want to drive an hour.

LuckyStar86

I feel like a judgmental b!tch for my confession. An old friend of mine keeps trying to get in touch with me through FB and text, and I really don't want to talk to her. I've been dodging her for months. She's sweet, she really is, but she can also be annoying as hell. She has more drama in her life than 10 people need, she constantly complains about how psycho her mother is, but on the same note she thinks that everything her mother says is the gospel and 100% fact no matter how distorted or untrue is it, and she cannot be convinced otherwise. For a long time I was willing to just smile, nod, and agree with her, but the thing that drove me away the most, and the thing that makes me feel the worst for it is the fact that she has no concept of personal hygiene. She only showers a couple times a week, never shaves, wears very poorly-fitting clothes, and never wears a bra even though she's about a DD cup. I stopped going to her house 2 years ago because her house is disgusting, I have actually gagged over some things I've seen at her house before. I won't blame you ladies for thinking less of me over this.

Otterama

LuckyStar, I am a horrible person because the lack of hygiene alone would make me not want to be around her or have her as a friend.