Kim K, your posterior has nothing on me...

AngiesLeg

suck it.

Kim Kardashian

You're just jealous and skinny. My booty is the real deal - didn't you see the episode where I took an x-ray for Kourtney and Kloe?

Anyway, For me, skinny jeans is just a style, not a goal.

CommonwealthOfPuertoRico

Boricua Jennifer Lopez has the best booty of all. This is why we should become a state.

RicksLover

Girls, neither of you hold a candle to Princess Kate.  She is FABULOUS.

AngiesLeg

Kimmy--sorry, I couldn't hear you over the stacks of US Weekly magazines you bought yourself with your own cover story on it.

Ricky--don't say that too loud. You might remind Angie that she doesn't have a kid from a Spanish-speaking country yet. 

Kim Kardashian

I have big boobs and a booty and it's all me. I swear, I would say my prayers at night hoping that I would stop developing.

AbbyLeeMiller

I tried to choreograph my group performance around your leg, but the girls just looked like they were doing the hula with leg braces on.  It didn't translate well.  

TheMommySoldier

Don't you have kids you're supposed to be raising? Or are you not even pretending to do that anymore?

dontcallmeshirley

TheMommySoldier:

Don't you have kids you're supposed to be raising? Or are you not even pretending to do that anymore?

Hey, talk to the lady I'm attached to, sweetheart.

BTW--your legs are fat. Just sayin'. I can't even see them, but they probably are. 

dontcallmeshirley

AbbyLeeMiller:

I tried to choreograph my group performance around your leg, but the girls just looked like they were doing the hula with leg braces on.  It didn't translate well.  

There's no substitute for the real deal, toots. 

dontcallmeshirley

Dammit--I mistakenly posted on Safari and outed myself prematurely. Oh well! It was fun while it lasted. 

=MotherEarth=

Excuse me, but have you seen the size of my @ss? 

HorribleLoriGrimes

Please, your leg wouldn't survive one minute during the zombie apocalypse.

Unless, like everyone suspects, you're actually already a member of the undead. 

AngiesLeg

HorribleLoriGrimes:

Please, your leg wouldn't survive one minute during the zombie apocalypse.

Unless, like everyone suspects, you're actually already a member of the undead. 

Bish, pleeze. Zombies? Vampires, maybe. But not those Twilight jackholes--I mean the Anne Rice, real goth shiit.