What's your stance on toilet paper?

Family Cloth

I can't be the only one who realizes we're drowning our planet in damp crotch paper. It's time to stop the toilet paper apocalypse, one reusable wipe at a time! Who's with  me?!?

Sno White

What's the best way to wash you if you live in a rose covered cottage? Do you come in Dwarf size?

=MotherEarth=

Toilet paper kills 27,000 trees a day.  Those trees are my children.  How would you like it if I killed your children and wiped my @ss with them?

HorribleLoriGrimes

We use family cloth.  It's why I have so much laundry to do.

If only Andrea would get it together and help me out! 

VagisilCream

No matter what you use, pat until fully dry. Or else I'm coming home with you from Target. And that's the night only 16 year old boys are working the registers.

ReadingComprehensionFlail

Don't you clog up toilets?

Family Cloth

Sno White:

What's the best way to wash you if you live in a rose covered cottage? Do you come in Dwarf size?

Great questions, Snow. Well, because I love the earth, I refuse to use a wasteful washing machine, and don't even get me started on that poisonous earth-killer Downy.

Instead, I clean all my soiled family cloths in a stream behind my apartment. So far, so good!

Kim Kardashian

OMG. Family Cloth, you are, like, so on my level right now. My sisters and I are working on designer toilet paper made out of faux silk that is 98% rayon for our Kardashian Collection for Sears! It was sooo Kourtney's idea - she has a designer cloth diaper collection made out of pinto beans coming out too!

ReadingComprehensionFlail

Family Cloth:

Instead, I clean all my soiled family cloths in a stream behind my apartment. So far, so good!

You go to the bathroom in the stream? How is that ecofriendly?

MoronicPoster

I really like Charmin, but I usually go with the generic stuff.  This will be an exciting week because I found a Charmin coupon!!

I'm a mommy of many small children, I don't have time to wash that stuff.

Family Cloth

VagisilCream:

No matter what you use, pat until fully dry. Or else I'm coming home with you from Target. And that's the night only 16 year old boys are working the registers.

I don't know . . . this doesn't seem very natural. When I have painful vaginal infections I usually just figure it's time to wash my all-natural sea sponge tampons.

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Family Cloth

MoronicPoster:

I really like Charmin, but I usually go with the generic stuff.  This will be an exciting week because I found a Charmin coupon!!

I'm a mommy of many small children, I don't have time to wash that stuff.

But you cloth diaper, right?

So cloth is good enough for your infants but not good enough for you? I guess you just don't care that you're strangling mother nature with a toilet paper noose. 

TheMommySoldier

Well right now we still use cloth diapers for our little ones, with cloth wipes, so imagine the transition to family cloth will be very easy for us. 

Sno White

Family Cloth:

VagisilCream:

No matter what you use, pat until fully dry. Or else I'm coming home with you from Target. And that's the night only 16 year old boys are working the registers.

I don't know . . . this doesn't seem very natural. When I have painful vaginal infections I usually just figure it's time to wash my all-natural sea sponge tampons.

http://www.jadeandpearl.com/catalog/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=18

Yes I too have found many uses for dead animals with my pastoral background.

=MotherEarth=

Family Cloth:

MoronicPoster:

I really like Charmin, but I usually go with the generic stuff.  This will be an exciting week because I found a Charmin coupon!!

I'm a mommy of many small children, I don't have time to wash that stuff.

But you cloth diaper, right?

So cloth is good enough for your infants but not good enough for you? I guess you just don't care that you're strangling mother nature with a toilet paper noose. 

Ouch.  My neck

MoronicPoster

Family Cloth:

MoronicPoster:

I really like Charmin, but I usually go with the generic stuff.  This will be an exciting week because I found a Charmin coupon!!

I'm a mommy of many small children, I don't have time to wash that stuff.

But you cloth diaper, right?

So cloth is good enough for your infants but not good enough for you? I guess you just don't care that you're strangling mother nature with a toilet paper noose. 

Cloth diapers are just something rich people do because it's trendy.  I've used regular diapers on all of my babies and I'll use it on the next three.  They turned out fine!!1!

 

Family Cloth

Kim, PLEASE do not use rayon! It is a terrible, awful synthetic cloth that leeches POISONS into the water. Imagine pouring yourself a glass of water, but instead of refreshment you get a mouth full of CHEMICALS. YUCK.

 

=MotherEarth=

Family Cloth:

Kim, PLEASE do not use rayon! It is a terrible, awful synthetic cloth that leeches POISONS into the water. Imagine pouring yourself a glass of water, but instead of refreshment you get a mouth full of CHEMICALS. YUCK.

 

Believe me, it's gross.  I'm forced to drink it.

Family Cloth

MoronicPoster:

Cloth diapers are just something rich people do because it's trendy.  I've used regular diapers on all of my babies and I'll use it on the next three.  They turned out fine!!1!

I pray to Gaia that the earth will still be here for your children. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. 

TheRealSuriCruise

I keep a bolt of Burberry wool in the commode for wiping. 

mysticporter

Sno White:

What's the best way to wash you if you live in a rose covered cottage? Do you come in Dwarf size?

Huh.  I always assumed your poop turned into butterflies and flew away.  Another childhood dream, shattered.

Family Cloth

Oh that reminds me! Poop makes a great fertilizer. Instead of wasting that nutrient-rich material, in my apartment we save it up and use it in the vegetable garden. Our leafy greens have never been leafier. 

TroyLandry

Don't need it down here on da bayoo.  We just use da leaves - you know, livin' off da land.  But gotta watch out for dose poison ivys... oooh-eee boy, dem hurt.

OnlineNewsStoryCommenter

I HATE HIPPYS. GO BAck2 ur compoundand let me take dumpsthe way i want.

Family Cloth

OnlineNewsStoryCommenter:

I HATE HIPPYS. GO BAck2 ur compoundand let me take dumpsthe way i want.

Your dumps are smothering our planet! I refuse to stand by while you murder Mother Earth with your selfish bathroom practices!

=MotherEarth=

Please, everyone.  If you're going to insist on using a toilet, please compost.

OnlineNewsStoryCommenter

Family Cloth:

OnlineNewsStoryCommenter:

I HATE HIPPYS. GO BAck2 ur compoundand let me take dumpsthe way i want.

Your dumps are smothering our planet! I refuse to stand by while you murder Mother Earth with your selfish bathroom practices!

my DUMPS ARE AWSOM and full of the glorie of AMERICA!!!111!!!!!

you prolly schitt rabbit turds.

 

Family Cloth

Wow, Mother Earth, that looks handy! Unfortunately we have to do the whole "bobbing for apples" to compost our waste. The silver lining is that we only have to flush the toilet once a week, which saves gallons of precious water!

=MotherEarth=

Family Cloth:

Wow, Mother Earth, that looks handy! Unfortunately we have to do the whole "bobbing for apples" to compost our waste. The silver lining is that we only have to flush the toilet once a week, which saves gallons of precious water!

Have you thought about hooking a rain barrel up to your toilet? 

Family Cloth

I tried, but my landlord threatened to evict me. Sometimes it's hard to be a warrior for mother earth when you rent.

=MotherEarth=

Family Cloth:

I tried, but my landlord threatened to evict me. Sometimes it's hard to be a warrior for mother earth when you rent.

Tell your landlord that he isn't lord of the land.  I am the mother of all land.