Are any of you gals pregnant?

SnakeskinDress

If so, I must say that snakeskin maternity dresses are always flattering. Hide your lovely baby bump under me. 

Sno White

hmmm - i might do this if I ever have a child. Do you come in size -7?

=MotherEarth=

 I am.  Do you make them in my size?  My belly measures 7,926.41 miles around.

I only want one if it's made of natural, organic fibers though.

CommonwealthOfPuertoRico

I am glad our fertility rate is declining.

Pinterestfan

Let me know if you need 1000 different pictures of children's clothing that you will never make because you don't own a sewing machine.

I WILL make this. 

SnakeskinDress

I'm totally flattering and 100% locally sourced, organic cotton. I even have real snakes roll around on the cotton to get my beautiful pattern. Only non-toxic paint of course. You think Jessica Simpson would wear me if I were so unflattering?

ClanAyla

Not now, because I've been drinking the tea Iza told me to drink, to make my totem strong. But my totem is already strong, because it's a Cave Lion.

...I don't think that's how babies are made, anyway.

 

MoronicPoster

Do you think snakeskin would look good on me?

(I have a big baby belly now, this is an older pic taken after I had the twins.)

 

SnakeskinDress

Even men can wear me

 

MrDobalina

I'll take one!

Pinterestfan

MoronicPoster:

Do you think snakeskin would look good on me?

(I have a big baby belly now, this is an older pic taken after I had the twins.)

 

Snake skin nails.  Love the colors.

 

Blue Ivy Carter

 My mommy said not to wear you, put this on instead: 

AbbyLeeMiller

No, and I doubt it will happen. I do have grand plans for a snakeskin number one of my soloists is doing.  My requirement is that it should give the illusion that the girl is nude, but we all know she's really wearing a costume.  She must look expensive, like men can't afford her.

Aspirin

Obviously pregnant ladies didn't take aspirin.

Wanda Cam

I thought I recognized a lot of you.  Good to see you again, especially from this side of things.  You know, a douche wouldn't hurt every now and again.

PCEWhiner

I am, but there is not a chance that dress will make me look good. I hate the way I look.

I complained all the time about wanting to get KU, but now that I am, all I do is whine about how bad it is. 

 

HorribleLoriGrimes

I am.  Where should I send Glenn to find me that dress?  Walmart?  I'm in Georgia, if that helps!

SnakeskinDress

h&m

HorribleLoriGrimes

I'm sure Glenn won't mind risking his life to go into the city of Atlanta and go to H&M!  Maybe Maggie will go with him.  It's more important than finding gas for our cars, I think...

DirtyHippie

Starfire is bringing our group new life. She prefers to be topless, though.