I will not spill my seed in my brother's wife.

Onan

And you can't make me.

ForThePeople

You better or we will deal with you.

=MotherEarth=

Spill your seed all over me.  It's good for my soil.

Onan

=MotherEarth=:

Spill your seed all over me.  It's good for my soil.

 

I did that once and I was smote.  Being smote really stings. 

Pinterestfan

 

Words to live by.

 

DoctorSeuss

The dirt in the ground is what it's better for, Unless you're using a bukkake metaphor.

Aspirin

Too bad you come from an age where there weren't wonderful advances in medicine. But tell me, have you spoken to a healer or Jesus? I'm sure there are some herbs that would work as contracpetion.

Onan

Aspirin:

Too bad you come from an age where there weren't wonderful advances in medicine. But tell me, have you spoken to a healer or Jesus? I'm sure there are some herbs that would work as contracpetion.

 

I'm 2,000 years older than my dude, JC.  And I could have used some anti smiting medicine, had medicine been invented.

So, too little too late.  Don't you have some knees to keep together?  I guess that's one way to keep seed from spilling... 

Aspirin

Onan:

Aspirin:

Too bad you come from an age where there weren't wonderful advances in medicine. But tell me, have you spoken to a healer or Jesus? I'm sure there are some herbs that would work as contracpetion.

 

So, too little too late.  Don't you have some knees to keep together?  I guess that's one way to keep seed from spilling... 

Have you tried twine from plant stems? You know my guy Spartacus used plant stems and was able to escape the Roman army at whatever mountain that was.

Mens Rights Activist

Of course I won't make you. You know once she got knocked up she'd just leave you for another sucker and make you both pay for the baby.

Aspirin

Mens Rights Activist:

Of course I won't make you. You know once she got knocked up she'd just leave you for another sucker and make you both pay for the baby.

Such hostility. Why aren't you using aspirin during sex?

DirtyHippie

Dude, just let it spill where it feels right.

Wanda Cam

If more men acted like you, what would happen to me?  I got bills to pay, yo.

Mens Rights Activist

Aspirin:

Mens Rights Activist:

Of course I won't make you. You know once she got knocked up she'd just leave you for another sucker and make you both pay for the baby.

Such hostility. Why aren't you using aspirin during sex?

Because that's the woman's job. Why do you expect me to take care of everything?