Can we do an AE Intro here?

lilmgirl

I'm on PST and I feel like I missed out on all the intros.  I need to know who I'm going to vote for!

Onan

Hi! I'm Onan.  You might want to move a little to the right.  I just spilled my seed again.

Aspirin

Hi! I'm the Wonder Drug and I can prevent babies, heart attacks, and heal George Zimmerman's bruises.

HamRove

Ham Rove is here. Not to be mistaken for that impostor, Human Ham Rove.

CommonwealthOfPuertoRico

I am Puerto Rico. Soon we will become a state.

AbbyLeeMiller

CarlGrimes

Hi y'all. I'm Carl! I am very independent. 

IamthatCarl

DirtyHippie

Dude, I'm like, totally here. My goal is to, like, totally support Mama Earth. She's, like, totally, giver of life and should, like, totally be treated as such, dude. Your vote should, like, totally go to her.

PageantMomma

I'm Pageant Mom. I was too ugly to be in pageants when I was a little girl so I let one of my professors get me pregnant. I was so happy it was a little girl I can dress up just like Barbie, she is going to be Miss Universe and a veterinarian one day! Iceland loves to eat dill pickles and go ice fishing.

Her daddy makes a lot of money, you know which is good because  pageants are expensive! We spent $7,000 on this dress from eBay but she won the $100 cash prize, she always wins!

=MotherEarth=

Mother Earth here.  I'm old, pregnant, and suffering from hot flashes.  I'm also a working mother who gets no appreciation from her children.  In fact, I think they are out to kill me.

Sno White

Hello there!

JoshDuggar

Josh Duggar, first born, and owner of Duggar Automotive, the place for all your overpriced secondhand car needs.

A vote for Santorum is a vote for Jesus.

=MotherEarth=

DirtyHippie:

Dude, I'm like, totally here. My goal is to, like, totally support Mama Earth. She's, like, totally, giver of life and should, like, totally be treated as such, dude. Your vote should, like, totally go to her.

Come here and give mama a hug, child.

PCEWhiner

I am here, but you already know me. I post every day about how terrible my life is. I never contribute to PCER conversation, and you hate that about me. I do too. 

Sh1tfashiongirlssay

Holla!

I'm out in a few to catch the Manolo sample sale, but thought I'd say "hey!". Maybe we can meet up later for some Caipirinhas?

glitterisgreat

I'm glitter and I go with everything!!!!

Blue Ivy Carter

I'm trademarked. 

Mens Rights Activist

Men's Rights Activist. How come women get to vote, but can't be drafted? How come they get to decide whether or not to have an abortion, but I don't get to decide whether or not to pay child support. How come I'm expected to hold doors open for them, but God forbid I compliment how they look?

TroyLandry

I hunt da alligators.  

War on Women

I don't exist. The liberals made me up to distract from the real issues of the times, such as the Nuva Ring.

Snarky Jesus

Hi. My friends call me JC, like JC Chasez from N*Sync (love him!)  Anyway, I like to do magic tricks and discuss philosophy with my 'bros, and I hate Tim Tebow. How about you?

TheRealSuriCruise

Even though I can't see you, I know all of you are wearing ugly shoes.

Wanda Cam

Although there is an imposter out there, I'm the real thing.  Any time you need to look deep, for a highly detailed picture of an issue, I'm what you want.  Although, you don't really have the choice to want me, I'll be there anyway.

Blue Ivy Carter

TheRealSuriCruise:

Even though I can't see you, I know all of you are wearing ugly shoes.

 ?Only God can judge so I'm gone, either love me or leave me alone.? -- Jay-Z

2Vermont

Mens Rights Activist:

Men's Rights Activist. How come women get to vote, but can't be drafted? How come they get to decide whether or not to have an abortion, but I don't get to decide whether or not to pay child support. How come I'm expected to hold doors open for them, but God forbid I compliment how they look?

I'm thinking Reeve protesteth too much about AE Day.

I love Men's Rights Activist.

HorribleLoriGrimes

I'm Lori Grimes.  You may know me as Horrible Lori.  I'm just trying to survive in a post-zombie apocalypse world with my husband, my lover and my son.  Well, just my son and husband now, because my husband stabbed my lover.  Then my lover reanimated and came back as a zombie, and my son shot him because I never pay attention to where he is.  Naturally he was out wandering about at night near the zombie infested woods, so he was able to save his father's life.

Oh, and I'm pregnant.  No idea who the father is.  I thought about abortion, so I got my hands on as many morning after pills as I could.  It didn't work out.

I'm probably the most important part of my little survivor camp, because I do all the really important work, like laundry.  I don't really think things like target practice or being on lookout for zombies are important.  I've been thinking about asking Rick if instead of a Ricktatorship we could go to a monarchy style of ruling.  Queen Lori has such a nice ring to it, don't you think? 

TheRealMittRomney

Willard but they call me Mitt. I'm enjoying my time with you today on the World Wide Web. I love the interface and the colors. I also love lakes and trees (but don't you dare call me an enviro!).

SnakeskinDress

Holla

Daryl Dixon

Daryl "Fvcckking" Dixon. I'm pretty handy with a crossbow, and I once got shot by Andrea (b!tch). I also like wearing jewelry made from zombie parts.

ForThePeople

I am here to speak for everyone.