Oh, poop

PCEKid

A kid in my class gave my mother an invitation to a birthday party earlier this week and I can't decide if I should attend. For starters, little Jazmyne brings the worst lunches. I'm talking about cheezits, walmart brand milk, peanut butter and jelly on wonder bread and apples shipped on trucks from washington. Can you imagine?

Ugh

I just know they're going to serve cupcakes, chicken nuggets, french fries and pizza and I'm so anxious.

Should I go?

IPadAutoCorrect

No unless you was tie to bee judge was forever on the board 

TheMommySoldier

My dear, let your mother handle this.  I know that I, for one, would not let my child attend such a party.  You shouldn't even worry about it. Your mother will tell that other mother what's up. 

PCEKid

TheMommySoldier:

My dear, let your mother handle this.  I know that I, for one, would not let my child attend such a party.  You shouldn't even worry about it. Your mother will tell that other mother what's up. 

That's what I'm afraid of.

The other kids already pick on me because of my vegan shoes, sustainable hemp lunch bag, and my ability to find the most appropriate Rachel Maddow quote for the circumstances.

TheMommySoldier

PCEKid:

TheMommySoldier:

My dear, let your mother handle this.  I know that I, for one, would not let my child attend such a party.  You shouldn't even worry about it. Your mother will tell that other mother what's up. 

That's what I'm afraid of.

The other kids already pick on me because of my vegan shoes, sustainable hemp lunch bag, and my ability to find the most appropriate Rachel Maddow quote for the circumstances.

They are just jealous.  When they are as mature as you they will realize how advanced you were for your age.  

PCEKid

Yes, yes, I knooooooooow, mom. Jeez!

In the meantime, can I pleeeeeeese have a princess dress? Oh and a pink car seat? I promise I'll still be your little liberal.

DINKs&Entitled

Eww..kids are so gross and a waste of money.  I don't understand most of this post.

PageantMomma

PCEKid:

Yes, yes, I knooooooooow, mom. Jeez!

In the meantime, can I pleeeeeeese have a princess dress? Oh and a pink car seat? I promise I'll still be your little liberal.

Yeah, it's all in good fun! Products that support sexual stereotypes don't really mean anything and besides, can't you see the kid likes it? Just buy whatever to shut her up and keep her happy. Anything to avoid a tantrum!

PCEKid

Thanks for all your help, dipshitt.

Now I'm never getting Cinderella dress. If I'm lucky, she *might* get me the belle doll since she reads and stuff. Wanna bet it comes with a copy of The Feminist Mystique?

Red Meat

You should go to the party as long as I am there.

PageantMomma

I am appalled by your poor manners. Perhaps your mom should enroll you at John Casablanca's where you can learn the art of being sophisticated, walking the catwalk, and applying makeup.

PCEKid

PageantMomma:

I am appalled at your poor manners. Perhaps your mom should enroll you at John Casablanca's where you can learn the art of being sophisticated, walking the catwalk, and applying makeup.

The only kind of sophistication my mother is interested is the kind that comes with a law degree and keeping your maiden name.