My newest campaign

GayAgenda

Whatcha think? Will it work? 

Red Meat

Make sure to mention that hormone-filled beef makes you gay.

Sno White

If princesses don't make you gay, nothing will.

CommonwealthOfPuertoRico

I thought maybe Menudo was the culprit, but I guess that's what gave Ricky Martin a case of the gay.

AbbyLeeMiller

Gays love my show.

Mens Rights Activist

It's not needed. Society already teaches boys that it's wrong to be masculine. A boy can't bring a toy gun to school anymore, yet it's fine for a girl to bring a jump rope. Now tell me, which toy is more likely to injure someone?

Kim Kardashian

Wait - you're gay? My gadar is sooo off. I once tried to fix my gay friend up with a straight friend who I let watch me in the dressing room while shopping. I sooo thought he was gay at first. We were like, besties as far as shopping goes. Soooo embarassing. Kourt knew the whole time and just let me do it.

KarenSantorum

This thread is abhorent. Please listen to my amazing husbands speaches about homosexuality.

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does. ... That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be. It is one thing." ~ The man I love more than life itself. He is so wise.

Tugjobs by Terry

My mom told me extended breastfeeding (over 4-5 years) can make you gay. She thought she made me gay (I was BF until I was 7) but I am not gay. I have a fiance. 

Wanda Cam

People, don't listen to him.  Gay sex is better at preventing pregnancy than even aspirin, and that would kill my job.