Do you have your headship's permission to be on here?

KarenSantorum

My wonderful husband Rick (who is so awesome he is running for President), let me come on here to admonish all your ladies for spending so much time away from the most important duty of all: caring for your home and submitting to your husband. If you spend so much time on here, how can you possibly homeschool your 8 children?

Please watch an episode of 19 Kids and Counting. You all have much to learn from my idol, Michelle Duggar.

Real women's rights are in the home and under the authority of a man.

Red Meat

Get back in the kitchen and start cooking me up for dinner, woman!

CommonwealthOfPuertoRico

Let me guess, you hate Puerto Rico too because we habla espanol? And because we hosted your husband when he had his gay tryst last month?

RickSantorum

You've had your 5 minutes away from the children.  Time to get back to your wifely duties.

BTW, I'm going to want to have procreative sex tonight.   

PageantMomma

No, I don't tell him how much time I spend on here or how much Iceland's pageants actually cost. What he doesn't know won't hurt him and I just make sure to hide the credit card statements when they come so he won't see. I don't want him to get mad and make us quit competing!

KarenSantorum

CommonwealthOfPuertoRico:

Let me guess, you hate Puerto Rico too because we habla espanol? And because we hosted your husband when he had his gay tryst last month?

Well, what my husband says is the truth, must be the truth. He does not hate you though! Jesus does not hate. He only strongly dislikes people who do not speak English or look white.

Also, my husband would never have a gay tryst! He is a holy man who would not commit such an egregious act.

KarenSantorum

PageantMomma:

No, I don't tell him how much time I spend on here or how much Iceland's pageants actually cost. What he doesn't know won't hurt him and I just make sure to hide the credit card statements when they come so he won't see. I don't want him to get mad and make us quit competing!

Jesus sees.

Sno White

What's a procreative?

KarenSantorum

RickSantorum:

You've had your 5 minutes away from the children.  Time to get back to your wifely duties.

BTW, I'm going to want to have procreative sex tonight.   

I need a few more moments dear, I feel that God is calling me to reach out to these heathen women. Please nmy dearest? The children are all quitely reading the bible at this moment.

MegaMillionsJackpot

psssst, Karen. Buy some lotto tix and have your own mad money. Rick doesn't need to know.

AbbyLeeMiller

KarenSantorum:

Also, my husband would never have a gay tryst! He is a holy man who would not commit such an egregious act.

Take this quote from my show, insert "Karen" instead of "girls" and "husband is" instead of "legs are."  YWIA

KrisHumphries

How does your husband get you to do stuff for him?

KarenSantorum

KrisHumphries:

How does your husband get you to do stuff for him?

He only has to ask once. In fact, I try to make it so he never even has to ask, I try to anticipate his needs.

KrisHumphries

I just asked Kim to ship my boxes to Minnesota and she asked for a divorce.

RicksLover

Sometimes when I feel kinky, I dress up like Karen and Rick and I pretend to have straight procreative sex.  It's a hoot!

Wanda Cam

I can go anywhere I want without permission. 

TheRealSuriCruise

L. Ron explained to Tom & Katie that children are actually very wise, so I make all of the rules in this house.