I'm luxuriously late...

IAmCourtneyStodden

... because I've been lounging around in lingerie all day long, waiting for my studly significant other Dougie to get home.  I can't wait to wallow with him in our wondrous whirlpool tub. Yum!  XOXO

Sh1tfashiongirlssay

Are those Jessica Simpson hair extensions? I think I'm seeing two shades of blonde there...

KarenSantorum

I admire your dedication to your husband - you can tell taht you adore him. I feel I should take you under my wing and help you understand all that being a godly woman entails though - we really must work on your modesty.

grr_aargh

Just as I planned. 

 

IAmCourtneyStodden

no extensions - this marvelous mane of mine is all natural, although it takes mega money to maintain. 

IAmCourtneyStodden

mrs. santorum, i'd love to take you under my wondrous widespread wings.  we could go shopping together! i can situate you on top of a pair of sensuous seven inch stilettos that mr. santorum would find scintillating.

ClanAyla

There's a poultice I can smear on you for that.

KarenSantorum

IAmCourtneyStodden:

mrs. santorum, i'd love to take you under my wondrous widespread wings.  we could go shopping together! i can situate you on top of a pair of sensuous seven inch stilettos that mr. santorum would find scintillating.

Oh deary, my husband does not find those kinds of things sexy! They are too worldly, and we are not of this world. He prefers that I dress like this:

PCEKid

So you're the reason my mom won't let me have a barbie doll.

Suddenly I see her point.

Onan

I just spilled my seed on some of your pictures, Courtney.  Very nice.