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Sexy time FAIL

I was feeling pretty good yesterday, I had a great relaxing Sunday so I was well rested for Monday.

I bought some skinny jeans over the weekend, so I ended up wearing them yesterday for work.

I get home and H usually works really late so I was expecting him there. I come home to a clean house, fed pups, and dinner cooking.

I was feeling pretty frisky so I started to flirt blah blah blah...

We take it to the bed room and clothes start flying. I'm trying to get these damn pants off and I'm huffing and puffing. I finally manage to get them down to my ankles and start wobbling towards the bed. I trip and hit my mouth on the corner of our bed.

H does the whole "Oh shiit, are you ok?"... It didn't really hurt that much so I smile at him and say "Yeah, were still on!"

He looks at me like I've grown three heads. Then goes to the bathroom to get washcloth. At this point, I'm like "What?!!"

So I go to the bathroom and there is blood around my mouth and I smile and it's all in my teeth. GROSS!!

After I cleaned up, we still got down but still. Poor guy, I didn't mean to traumatize him! Well, I don't think I traumatized him too much. Wink

Anyways, long story short, I hate skinny jeans and I have a swollen lip. 

But I'm feeling even more relaxxxxed. Ha!

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