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WTF Tuesday

Sorry, need it early.

WTF, CW?  I got handed a task that you were supposed to do in March, but didn't have time to, and I start on it, only to find out that you've been doing it wrong for MONTHS!  So, now I get to go back and re-do all your work since December.  *headdesk*

Re: WTF Tuesday

  • WTF FWB? You either wanna hang out or you don't. This ongoing text relationship is getting real old, real fast. Plus I need some sexy time like yesterday. 
  • WTF, universe! Why do you tease me? Boss tells me that the secretary at work loves pitties too. So I go talk to her and she tells that her son is giving away pit puppies for free. Really?! Why oh why did I find this out??
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  • imagepdx18:
    WTF FWB? You either wanna hang out or you don't. This ongoing text relationship is getting real old, real fast. Plus I need some sexy time like yesterday. 

     

    THIS x 100. Plus, don't say shiit to me like "well that text was eye-opening" when I call you on your BS. Either you want this or not. Don't try to turn it around on me for calling you out on your weirdness. I am soooooooo done with you.

    She's crafty - and she's just my type.
  • imageJellymanKelly:

    imagepdx18:
    WTF FWB? You either wanna hang out or you don't. This ongoing text relationship is getting real old, real fast. Plus I need some sexy time like yesterday. 

     

    THIS x 100. Plus, don't say shiit to me like "well that text was eye-opening" when I call you on your BS. Either you want this or not. Don't try to turn it around on me for calling you out on your weirdness. I am soooooooo done with you.

    Dude I feel ya. This is just too much work. Don't send me a sexy text and then when I say "well we should get together then" respond with "soon." WTF??? 

  • I was JUST coming in to see if we could bump it up today!

    WTF, boss? You KNOW I'm slammed right now with trying to train my co-worker for her promotion, AND all of the other things you've got me doing, you're REALLY going to get upset with me that I didn't send out 3 client letters yesterday?

    WTF, boyfriend? You always want me to spend the night with you at your house but I never have work clothes with me, and when I finally get my stuff together in a bag to just keep in my car and tell you last night that I have it, you DON'T ask me to stay?

  • imagepdx18:
    WTF FWB? You either wanna hang out or you don't. This ongoing text relationship is getting real old, real fast. Plus I need some sexy time like yesterday. 
    Agreed.  Yea, don't tell me you had a great time and want to see me again, then cancel on me.
  • WTF BF - Please, I love you and I love that you love to buy me things, but please save your money instead of buying me useless sh!t that WE don't need (like the additional battery pack and filters for the camera - we aren't pro photogs!).  I thought we wanted to move and we can't do that when you are constantly "shopping". 

    WTF 'rents - Please, stop treating me like I'm 17.  And please stop complaining that my dogs are a pain in the azz.  All I ask is that while I am at work (and you are home ALL DAY) is to please feed them and let them run outside.  I don't think it's that difficult, especially since I never complain or b!tch when you decide to go out of town and don't even ask me to take care of the FAMILY dog.  It's not really that big of a deal.  ***This is why, at 32, no one should live with their parents***

  • WTF Anxiety? I can't stop shaking today and it's a cross between XBF bullshizzle, and PMDD. If one of his friends or family members calls or texts me one more time and tells me he wants me to take him back, I'm going postal.

    WTF Credit Union? You called today to tell me that you were going to repo my car, but I'm completely up to date on my car payments. So instead you close out my bank accounts completely and now I don't know where my direct deposit is going to go for my paycheck Friday and I'm already 3 days late on my rent. So please if you're going to bend me over and bum rape me, why don't you cover the stick with sand paper to make it a little more depressing.

  • imageFlittyFud:

    WTF Anxiety? I can't stop shaking today and it's a cross between XBF bullshizzle, and PMDD. If one of his friends or family members calls or texts me one more time and tells me he wants me to take him back, I'm going postal.

    WTF Credit Union? You called today to tell me that you were going to repo my car, but I'm completely up to date on my car payments. So instead you close out my bank accounts completely and now I don't know where my direct deposit is going to go for my paycheck Friday and I'm already 3 days late on my rent. So please if you're going to bend me over and bum rape me, why don't you cover the stick with sand paper to make it a little more depressing.

    Can you just do us all a big favor and admit that you're Liubot?  Please and thank you.

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  • imageturtle1120:
    imageFlittyFud:

    WTF Anxiety? I can't stop shaking today and it's a cross between XBF bullshizzle, and PMDD. If one of his friends or family members calls or texts me one more time and tells me he wants me to take him back, I'm going postal.

    WTF Credit Union? You called today to tell me that you were going to repo my car, but I'm completely up to date on my car payments. So instead you close out my bank accounts completely and now I don't know where my direct deposit is going to go for my paycheck Friday and I'm already 3 days late on my rent. So please if you're going to bend me over and bum rape me, why don't you cover the stick with sand paper to make it a little more depressing.

    Yes

    Can you just do us all a big favor and admit that you're Liubot?  Please and thank you.

  • WTF Coworker - I was obviously on the phone. I was obviously gesticulating wildly to be left alone. I was obviously leaving an EFFING VOICEMAIL with the State Dept. Of Transportation, so why couldnt you just go thefuckaway? Why did you hang around there and talk to me!? Honestly.

    And come on Flitty. Keeping mum is just convincing everyone. Any way the wind blows...!

    Vacation
  • WTF ankle? I survived my first ever 2 mile run this morning and now you have some stupid sharp stabbing pain happening.  Lame!

    WTF water leak in my basement? I need to figure out where in the world the water is coming in from and how in the world to fix it without draining my bank account or cutting a huge hole in my dry wall.

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    WTF Crazy Neighbor?  I thought I would enjoy this lovely, warm evening and that taking a walk around my block with my 2 dogs would relax me and put me in a good mood.  I did NOT expect you to come after me and start screaming "F*ck you, motherf*cker, if you don't get off my block I'm going to my roof and I'm going to shoot you and your f*cking dogs!" and some variation of that for a few minutes as I stood there in total shock. 

    Seriously?  Sometimes I wish NYC would weed out some of the crazies.  Now, I need to hunt up a bottle of wine. 

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  • I'm jumping on this one today!

    WTF idiot that stole my debit card information...  Good thing you were stupid and only charged $14 to Skype.... twice.  It could have been so much worse.

    WTF CW.... How do you keep dropping the ball on a major project (and other things) and always get away with it?  

     

  • imageturtle1120:
    imageFlittyFud:

    WTF Anxiety? I can't stop shaking today and it's a cross between XBF bullshizzle, and PMDD. If one of his friends or family members calls or texts me one more time and tells me he wants me to take him back, I'm going postal.

    WTF Credit Union? You called today to tell me that you were going to repo my car, but I'm completely up to date on my car payments. So instead you close out my bank accounts completely and now I don't know where my direct deposit is going to go for my paycheck Friday and I'm already 3 days late on my rent. So please if you're going to bend me over and bum rape me, why don't you cover the stick with sand paper to make it a little more depressing.

    Can you just do us all a big favor and admit that you're Liubot?  Please and thank you.

    Nope, because I'm not. I'm flattered you all think I'm that crazy, though. 

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