Lorne was all, "I had a rat for awhile in college. He was cute," and I was all,
,
and then he was all, "No, really, he was a good pet," and I was all,
,
and then he said, "Maybe one day Will and Evie would like a rat," and I was all,

and he was all, "Pet rats aren't like gross sewer rats! They're clean," and I was all,

and then he said, "Quit making that face!" And I was all,
,
and so he said, "Fine. We won't get the kids a rat someday." And I was all,
.
The end.

Re: a story about the time Lorne suggested we get a rat
I'm officially dead and gone. Hopefully I'll get resurrected.
Noisy story time makes me all
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I think I need this for when I go into labor.
Baby Boxer is coming! 5.23.12
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Pet rats ARE cute and not disgusting like sewer rats. They are really friendly too. Our neighbors growing up had one named Cheesey and he was actually really rad.
*says the girl who got herself a teddy-bear hamster for her own 21st birthday*
Man, I'm really striking out on fitting in today on this board. I'll go hug my pet rats and think about how adorable Peeta is in the corner.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
At first when I read the end I thought you'd cooked it and the smell was amazing. Then it dawned on me that you meant the smell of it's cage. Am I a terrible person for laughing at the thought of you eating the class Chicken?
It is nearly Easter.
I would like a pet skunk. Which I guess is essentially a rat in a fur coat. You can get them without the stink.
I think I want one just to scare people with. Not tell anyone we had one and then freak out when it waddled into the living room. That would bring me joy.
But, Kevin gives me Noisy face #5 when I mention it. And I would rather not think of the repercussions if Linus or Charlotte got the idea that skunks were to be played with.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
DEAD at Justine.
Such a fitting name or a fvvcking rat!
we all fall down sometimes
brass and ballet flats
Gender neutral rat is my nursery theme plan.
Noisy is the tits.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Ditto, except replace dog with cat.
Nothing is as bad as pet birds. ::shudder::
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
YES