why bump? whyyyyyy

pugznploons

I just don't really have words for this post about "personal grooming gone wrong" a little, uh, graphic and TMI maybe?  

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/65031925.aspx

 

EloiseWeenieSkipperdee

Umm, who puts the razor in the hole?

is_it_over_yet?

Now that I've read about someone on the interwebz fingering themselves, I can log off.  My day is complete.

pugznploons

nothing about her post makes ANY SENSE TO ME!  People's personal habits scare me sometimes.

pugznploons

majorwife:

what kind of dickk lenght clit do you have to nick it while shaving your labia? or does she  have like tiny, skinny labia? or was her legs behind her head? i cant think of how this is possible. and that she thought it might have been from a cut to the "hole".

right??

my mind is boggled, methinks she has freakish ladybits 

ablou

Not really on topic, but it's good to see Roxy on the boards again. She and I were due around the same time, and she had to terminate at about 20 weeks. She was always sassy, salty, and hilarious. I've read her blog about moving on and she's had a really rough time. I'm happy for her that she's found the strength to try for a family again.  

 But the title and content of that post? Zoinks. That's a bit much. 

is_it_over_yet?

pugznploons:

nothing about her post makes ANY SENSE TO ME!  People's personal habits scare me sometimes.

You need to take a different approach here.  I read posts like this and it makes me feel so much better about my own inner crazy.  Because really, posts like this tell me that I'm not as crazy as I thought.

/it's all about me

EloiseWeenieSkipperdee

She must be proud of herself since she posted the story on 3 boards.

 

pugznploons

IIOY I like that approach  

is_it_over_yet?

EloiseWeenieSkipperdee:

She must be proud of herself since she posted the story on 3 boards.

 

See? CRAY-CRAY.

Heather R

EloiseWeenieSkipperdee:

She must be proud of herself since she posted the story on 3 boards.

 

niiiiiiice.

loislayn

Well, at least her husband will kiss it and make it all better.

JeniLovesNeil

Holy overshare, Batman. 

pixy_stix

She shared it on 3 boards? 3 as in plural? WTMF.

bunnybean

For heaven's sake!! DON'T SHAVE UP IN THERE!!!!

lyssbobiss

I like the apology for any spelling errors.  I was so transfixed by her attention to detail I didn't notice any spelling errors.

jenniloveselvis

OMG - I so needed that. I need a LMAO smiley inserted here.

 

Ok back to work.

Jermysgirl

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, or maybe I have weird bits, but I have never shaved inside.  

mominatrix

is_it_over_yet?:

pugznploons:

nothing about her post makes ANY SENSE TO ME!  People's personal habits scare me sometimes.

You need to take a different approach here.  I read posts like this and it makes me feel so much better about my own inner crazy.  Because really, posts like this tell me that I'm not as crazy as I thought.

/it's all about me

 

Sibil

majorwife:

what kind of dickk lenght clit do you have to nick it while shaving your labia? or does she  have like tiny, skinny labia? or was her legs behind her head? i cant think of how this is possible. and that she thought it might have been from a cut to the "hole".

I have to be careful.  I don't know if I'm freakish or not, but I haven't had any complaints in bed yet.  I wouldn't ever shave inside, though.

loislayn

Jermysgirl:

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, or maybe I have weird bits, but I have never shaved inside.  

 I wasn't aware there was anything in there to shave.

Carmen0328

Jermysgirl:

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, or maybe I have weird bits, but I have never shaved inside.  

If you do, then so do I. I can mate see doing what she did if you're being in attentive...but havin to check if you cut yourself *inside*... That part gets me confused. 

doctorwho

I'm kind of surprised that people were so mortified at how horribly unladylike she is.  Please.  They're all KU.  They've bumped uglies at least once.  What's with the shock?  Does being with child somehow revert you to unblemished grace?  Like you are unsullied by the nuts and bolts of biology for 9.5 months and then there's a biological bonanza and you're back to dealing with the unpleasantness?  WTH?

copzgirl

I am far too attached to my lady bits to risk that. Andalsoplus why ya gotta finger yourself to see if you are cut andalsopluplus if you don't care about your husband walking in on you fisting yourself why didn't you ask him to shave you? I swear I have a picture of Floyd the barber asking her how much she wants off top.

Mjmksb04

That post is odd. She is on another board I semi frequent and usually seems normal.

mrsbecky07

While I agree that post is a bit, um, overstating, I don't think she was worried she had nicked the "hole", I think she was making sure that the blood was from her clitoris and that she wasn't bleeding for other reasons (ie miscarriage.)

I can't believe I'm typing about another bumpie's genital area lol. 

mrsbecky07

ablou:

Not really on topic, but it's good to see Roxy on the boards again. She and I were due around the same time, and she had to terminate at about 20 weeks. She was always sassy, salty, and hilarious. I've read her blog about moving on and she's had a really rough time. I'm happy for her that she's found the strength to try for a family again.  

 But the title and content of that post? Zoinks. That's a bit much. 

 

Is she the one who terminated due to amniotic band syndrome?  Her story is heart wrenching and makes me cry every time. 

copzgirl

mrsbecky07:

While I agree that post is a bit, um, overstating, I don't think she was worried she had nicked the "hole", I think she was making sure that the blood was from her clitoris and that she wasn't bleeding for other reasons (ie miscarriage.)

I can't believe I'm typing about another bumpie's genital area lol. 

When did you get that far along? *faints*

Mamasaurus

majorwife:

what kind of dickk lenght clit do you have to nick it while shaving your labia? or does she  have like tiny, skinny labia? or was her legs behind her head? i cant think of how this is possible. and that she thought it might have been from a cut to the "hole".

Um, this is TMI. I am probably going to regret posting this. That hasn't stopped me before, though.

I have hair that grows pretty close to, uh, that organ. Mine is a little larger than average from what I gather, but not like a schlong or anything. I could probably nick it shaving down there before I was pregnant if for some dumb reason I was paying no attention and kind of just swiping the razor at the hair.

Now that I am 3rd tri pregnant, everything down there is so angry and swollen that I could cut anything shaving and it wouldn't surprise me. Since I can't see most of that area without contorting in horribly uncomfortable ways, I just don't put razors down there anymore. This lady? She needs to realize that if she can't see down there well enough to know what part of her is bleeding, she shouldn't be shaving it! I think the problem is with her brain, not her clit. (As evidenced by her calling it "Mr C.")

ablou

mrsbecky07:

ablou:

Not really on topic, but it's good to see Roxy on the boards again. She and I were due around the same time, and she had to terminate at about 20 weeks. She was always sassy, salty, and hilarious. I've read her blog about moving on and she's had a really rough time. I'm happy for her that she's found the strength to try for a family again.  

 But the title and content of that post? Zoinks. That's a bit much. 

 

Is she the one who terminated due to amniotic band syndrome?  Her story is heart wrenching and makes me cry every time. 

Yes she is.  

callitcompulsive

LoisLane23:

Jermysgirl:

Maybe I'm doing it wrong, or maybe I have weird bits, but I have never shaved inside.  

 I wasn't aware there was anything in there to shave.

This... maybe I'm doing it wrong! LOL